I reckon our summer window will look something like this as far as INS are concerned:
- GK: someone of Pickford or Henderson's ilk...if foreign, that Nubel from Monaco on loan from Bayern (will be pitched as the heir apparent to the great Manu Neuer, though so far he's been utter shite)
- CB: a Joachim Andersen-type as our star signing to play alongside Romero and Dier (yes, they'll both still be here AND start next season)...and someone like Jacob Greaves from Hull or Andrew Omobamidele from Norwich as our one for the future...reckon we'll also give Rodon another shout if Davs & Tangs both leave (and Lenglet is too pricey)
- CM: it's got JWP written all over it or Tielemans if Leicester do go down...wouldn't be surprised if a move was also made for Gallagher as the Blue cunts need to shed some weight cause of FFP (and they much prefer their foreign imports). Reckon they'll give us that Alex Scott kid to appease us all
- FWD: we'll defo sign Kulu on a permanent, but not Danjuma. Toney will be too expensive, so we'll probably go in for friggin DLC cause "he brings something different". Or a loan for some big club rejects like Ekitike from PSG, fucking Origi from AC, Mariano from Real...