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"Slot" or "Schlott"?


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oh thanks

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Ok it’s working. This is great.
Now look what you've gone & done, Football Chap Football Chap

:dawsonmean:
 
There was an old baldy called Schlott
Or maybe you could call him Slot
You could call him Schloatt
Or maybe just Sloat
Or Cuunt - phew, I nearly forgot.
 
—————————New GK
Porro ——Romero ——New CB——Udogie
—————Hojbjerg——Bissouma
New RWF———Kulu/Gil————Son
———————Kane

Slot as manager.

That is a manageable summer. Confident we’ll bring in a good keeper (like Raya). If we can do a new CB and RW then that team would be extremely attacking and play great football. Might even need a Dirk Kuyt at RWF to make that work.

Split minutes equally between Sarr and Hojbjerg.

Obviously we need more but that’s a good summer.
I get where you're coming from and I'm with you on the overall idea but:

- Porro can't defend
- Romero is a walking red card/penalty
- Udogie is untested in the PL and don't look much of a defender
- Hojbjerg or Sarr til Roddy comes back? I'd still rather bring in a proper CM
- Kulu been transparent for about a year
- Will the real Sonny please stand up?
 
I get where you're coming from and I'm with you on the overall idea but:

- Porro can't defend
- Romero is a walking red card/penalty
- Udogie is untested in the PL and don't look much of a defender
- Hojbjerg or Sarr til Roddy comes back? I'd still rather bring in a proper CM
- Kulu been transparent for about a year
- Will the real Sonny please stand up?
Yeah you’re right about Roddy. Good point. I’d love a proper CM too but I’m happy to wait a year for that.

Défence is extremely shaky but Slot can coach a defence and this year has been SO bad it won’t be hard to get progress.

Kulu - not gonna die on that hill but I think he is better as a 10 than our wide.

Porro is terrible defensively I agree - that’s why I didn’t want him at all because even though he’s a good player we could all see that if we moved to a back 4 he’d be a liability. Maybe it’s Porro with Davies and Udogie with Royal for a bit of balance. Royal is solid as a rightback.

Got to see about Udogie. Could be great, could be terrible.
 
Can you imagine the pointing and shouting with 8 Hojbjergs on the pitch.
Spiderman Pointing GIF by Regal


And you really should put a Spoiler on that Fugly team I almost shit myself
 
Give it until November and it'll be pronounced "Slottout"

No doubt he'll get accused of, but not limited to;
Boring defensive football
Terrible defending
Lack of obvious game plan


It'll definitely be his fault, won't it.


:dierno:

Nobody else of course. Blame the coach when they're all dropping deep at the first sign of pressure, hoofing the ball out and brainfarting the ball into our own net.
 
I get where you're coming from and I'm with you on the overall idea but:

- Porro can't defend
- Romero is a walking red card/penalty
- Udogie is untested in the PL and don't look much of a defender
- Hojbjerg or Sarr til Roddy comes back? I'd still rather bring in a proper CM
- Kulu been transparent for about a year
- Will the real Sonny please stand up?

If only we had someone who could coach.
 
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