Match Newcastle United vs Tottenham Hotspur. Sat 13th April. 12:30pm KO

[Richard Arlison]

Which twat said we can still mathematically finish first? Show yourself!

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We still can

 

[JimothyCF14]

VDVs mistakes were fucking hideous, but he's been fucking ace all season and some of you on here are rubbing your hands with glee at the opportunity to snipe at him.

You're fucking pathetic.

 

[Phomesy]

Today can fuck right off

 

[Skippa18]

This is shocking

 

[PointToPatrik]

Our attack has frozen up and are leaving the defence to fend for themselves.

Way too little movement up top so there's no one to pass to.

 

[Gatsby]

Game over.

Fans are well up for it now and we’ve just fallen apart. Centre halves are all over the place.

 

[JohnLondon]

It does make you wonder what our defensive coaches do with this lot. I’ve seen no improvement in our defending since the start of the season

 

[River Lea Banks 🇺🇦]

Jesus they’re outclassing us

 

[Rooster]

Brilliant minute from the lads!!

First our usual tiki-taka at the edge of their box instead of shooting, leads to another horror-show att the back from Udogie.

And then another horror-show at the back from Porro.

Our fullbacks are a huge liability defensively!

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I mean that is what Ange ball is....

 

[Hrytn]

The link up play between our front players is magical cosmic out of the this world

 

[JohhnySpurs]

What the actual fuck is going on

 

[T0M]

I don’t know why people are so certain we’ll finish above Villa. Our away form is not good enough for a good team

 

[LLB Part Deux]

You'd think that we'd have learned by now that playing high and letting Newcastle hit you on the break doesn't end well.

 

[Jaynola]

Absolutely shocking defending from Udogie. How do you get out muscled by a streak of piss?

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Ah mate, you didn't know, you aren't allowed to criticise Udogie's effort, read Richard Arlison 's reply to my post the other day after Udo gave up on Forest's goal. Apparently it's a confidence thing or some other utter agenda-driven bs.

 

[Spurs4ever]

Suprising breakdowns from porro and vdv.

This half had a bad vibe from the start, still alot of time though if we can wake the fuck up

 

[RicharliSon]

Son just gives the ball away and jogs, honestly what the fuck is going on with this lot now? Where has the effort gone from the start of the season, from nearly all of them???

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New manager bounce has been well and truly over for a long time. The bubble has burst.

 

[Richard Arlison]

Could be four nil at the moment.

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Complete meltdown

First team that pressed us in weeks and we forgot how to play

 

[Tottenham1882]

Where the fuck is Porro

 

[SonPerišić]

wtf is that back pass by son in the box. you not a midfielder, you are striker. so fucking stupid

 

[Gmspurs]

We've been like this for quite a few games now, this is nothing new

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We haven't quite let teams play a simple ball straight through the middle without challenge.

This is particularly bad so far.....and Newcastle know it, hence they're still playing straight through the middle.