Match Newcastle United vs Tottenham Hotspur. Sat 13th April. 12:30pm KO

[Stag]

The 30 second passage of nothing earlier in this half where they just all looks ked at each other, no one moved, and they just passed it from side to side told me this was going to be another one of those toothless, uninventive games

 

[LEGO Boy]

Corner fucking number 100!!

 

[Hrytn]

Actually think we will turn this around

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Put some money on it.

 

[Yorkshire_Spurs]

Isak got VDV and Romero on toast.

 

[InBK]

The players are all so isolated in the final third.

 

[River Lea Banks 🇺🇦]

Get Johnson off

 

[FOK]

Need changes at HT getting absolutely dominated

 

[Doom Funk]

Watch us rise

 

[Gmspurs]

This shit is on Ange. He needs to tell the full backs to fucking sit deep. It's too fucking easy to get in behind us. Worst part is he won’t change things, has no plan B. It's actually fucking embarrassing.

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Sometimes it feels like Bielsa levels of stupidity.

 

[Rooster]

He keeps playing Udo, Biss and Mads when they've been shite for months.

Porro and Son been very average too, but they play every game.

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Who would you have? We know what Kulu offers and who else?!?

 

[Tottenham1882]

Any chance the back for just shutting up and staying together for 10 minutes fucking idiots

 

[Nuts]

Actually think we will turn this around

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I'm usually pretty positive, but they've got their foot on our throat and we're taking it like a frightened rabbit.

 

[Gmspurs]

Watch us rise

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Well we're on the canvas, so the only way is up.

 

[Phomesy]

How the fuck did the ref miss the high boot?

 

[erlee]

we score 3 after HT

 

[Distaste for scouse]

I honestly think they could take off everyone but Isaak and he would beat us on his own at the minute

 

[Deleted member 15482]

Dunno if it's ironic or what, but it seems that a good counter to Angeball is Conte ball. 5 at the back, counter attack into space.

 

[williams316]

Injury hit Newcastle with about 8 players out v Tottenham best 11 do the working out

 

[Kane's left]

we STINK

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Like a hangover fart in the shower. POTENT levels of shitcuntery this team is

 

[Richard Arlison]

Bentancur passes the ball then disappears

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Get Sarr on our right side is non existent