Reminds me of the Steve Howey story on when Ossie was manager at Newcastle
He said: "We had a training session under Ossie, it’s called shadow play. He picks his eleven that’s going to start on the Saturday or through the week.
"It’s your goalkeeper, a four (in defence), a four (in midfield) and a two (in attack) and you’ve got a full-sized pitch. You’re playing against nobody, get some goals, then come back and start again.
"So, Ossie has set us up, we’ve took the kick-off, passed it back to Lee Clark, Lee Clark’s passed it back to Kevin Scott, again we’re playing backwards and we should be playing forwards cos we aren’t playing against anybody.
"Kevin Scott gives it to Steve Watson, Steve Watson turns round and passes it back to Tommy Wright who’s in goal, but Tommy Wright was putting his gloves on in the back of the net, and the ball goes in the goal.
"We’re getting beat 1-0 and we ain’t playing any fucker. We were going through a really bad time at the time, and you could just see Ossie just rocking with his head in his hands.


