Tbh I was planning to take another long break. There’s only so much whinging I can do before I piss myself off and Simons was the one player I wanted us to sign at the start of the window. The obvious Chelsea knife in the back was right there like a fluorescent green dildo dangling from the ceiling.
But some fucking how, they actually signed him and hats off. Never been happier to say I was wrong about the club, they pulled it off this time.
This is the biggest signing this club has made since possibly Klinsmann. Rafa was incredible but his career was on the opposite trajectory. Simons is like signing him when Real did. Above MGW and Eze, this is the best 10 we could possibly have signed this summer.