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Match West Ham (A) - BYOB (Bring your own binoculars) - 13th Sep, 530KO

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Airfixx said:
At bus-conductor bus-conductor 's house.....?

Sounds like it.
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I didn’t tell the whole story either. I’m sat getting engrossed in the game and I noticed the frying pan with the oil in it starting to smoke up, so I run over there grab it off the heat thinking if I can just hold it here it might cool down, and it’s at that point that it burst into fucking flames. I’ve now got a burning fucking saucepan in my hand and I’ve only got one hand to try and soak a tea towel and try and chuck it on it somehow because there’s too much going on on the hob (sausages, tomatoes, baked beans in two different saucepans and frying pans) for me to try and place the burning fucking frying pan back down again.

I end up having a kind of hold a burning frying pan in my right hand while my left hand turns on a tap and soaks a tea towel then try to flare out the tea towel chuck it over the frying pan, while at the same time, lowering it into the sink, of course as I do this the whole thing blows up as soon as the water soaked cloth hits the frying pan but doesn’t cover it completely. I’m thinking shit shit shit what do I do next but luckily it kind of doused itself out pretty quickly.

Ruined frying pan, ruin dish cloth, melted oxo good grips washing up brush, and smoke covering all my units that are above the sink and oil covering every other fucking thing.

But 3-0. Get in.
 
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Delightful to beat the spammers as always and excellent to have a walking pace second half ahead of a Tuesday UCL fixture.
 
bonaspur23 said:
We just had 2 big chances in the last 5 minutes. Are we supposed to be throwing everyone forward and constantly pressing?
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Exactly, every time we attacked we created a chance. I think you try to score when the fans are there. You don't have to go crazy, but passing between defenders and the keeper for minutes is boring. West Ham were so poor and demotivated that we could've easily scored a couple of more and given us more good football.
 
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