Player Randal Kolo Muani

[Ginolaflair]

Has he really only scored one league goal for us? If that's the case, he's only scored one more league goal than the 10 day old pot of natural yoghurt in my fridge, my sofa, and my (peachy) ass! (All 3 of which pass the ball better than him)

Who the eff sanctioned this loan?

 

[TommyD123]

I’m actually not angry at the club for the loan in the first place . He’s been atrocious and it’s criminal how many minutes he’s had.
But at the time in the summer on the back of a successful loan at Juve, it seemed like a smart move.

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

I’m actually not angry at the club for the loan in the first place . He’s been atrocious and it’s criminal how many minutes he’s had.
But at the time in the summer on the back of a successful loan at Juve, it seemed like a smart move.

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Oh it was fine in principle he has shown he's capable if he cares.

 

[Matt1882]

It was fine taking him. Solanke was obviously not fit, so it was a quick, decisive move for once.
HOWEVER.
It was obvious quite quickly he wasn't up to it.
If we could have binned him off in January and got some one with far less "star power" but more fight and output, we absolutely should have.

But we didn't panic.
Did we..

 

[Hrytn]

Still staggered he's assembled over 30 caps for France and cost PSG 75 million. I wouldn't do business at 7.5 million.

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I thought he was on loan, which forward in on loan then?

 

[Notabadsquad]

I’m actually not angry at the club for the loan in the first place . He’s been atrocious and it’s criminal how many minutes he’s had.
But at the time in the summer on the back of a successful loan at Juve, it seemed like a smart move.

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Yes.

 

[Wild Night]

Anybody who started on the bench last week is a better option to start this week , and that includes the reserve keeper .

 

[Kane's left]

Oh it was fine in principle he has shown he's capable if he cares.

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He has shown intensity when on the ball plenty of times, but there is a total absence of ANY quality in his game. He is absolutely atrocious at beating his man, keeping hold of the ball and progressing play. Can't wait to see the back of him!

 

[TheSpurEst]

In terms of actual performance in the shirt regardless of reputation it's gotta be Werner, right?

I couldn't even get mad at him, it was too depressing to watch how the football had left him.

(Back among the goals in MLS! )

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Werner was so much better its not even close, he would be first choice on either wing.

14 starts 8G/As...he lost all confidence in front of goal but he still contributed and made things happen.

Muani has 21 starts 2G/As most of what he does comes to nothing because he just losses the ball most of the time.

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Yea, that is spot on reply.

Neither of them can score. But at least Werner provided assists.
Timo did choke when he got to good position now and then. But Muani hardly even gets into decent position.

Plus it was visible he tried hard.
Even before that Judas-pass, our own teammates on the field were yelling at the fucking cunt already (!) and after the pass VDV was (rightfully) furious with him.

Werner was 5x the player Kolo Muani has been.

 

[TheSpurEst]

You’d spit on him!!?

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Yes.
Even now the answer is yes.

He is total fucking cunt that is actively working against Spurs.
At least in NLDs and games against Chelsea wear opposition shirts.
Even fucking Judas pulled on red shirt after stabbing us from the back.

But this worthless idiot is still wearing our shirt and sabotaging us from the inside.

Should be abused without second thought. So he has to fucking run to the tunnels and could not stay on the field.

 

[CJJ]

Has he really only scored one league goal for us? If that's the case, he's only scored one more league goal than the 10 day old pot of natural yoghurt in my fridge, my sofa, and my (peachy) ass! (All 3 of which pass the ball better than him)

Who the eff sanctioned this loan?

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1 league goal in 29 league games. 5 in 40 in all competitions

Frazier Campbell scored 1 in 10. 3 in 22 in all competitions

 

[WinterWarrior]

He has black and fast privilege, Werner was twice the player on his worst day and he got pelters (and rightly so)

 

[Notabadsquad]

Just over 3 more days and unless this bloke scores the goal or goals to secure safety, I really hope and pray we can delete this thread, in the same way I wish we could delete that other retrospective monstrosity of a thread that some seem to want to return to continually as though it vindicates anything of real substance.

It's not just the footballing side of the club,from board to squad that requires cleansing.

Worst season for many a year, on and off the pitch.

 

[Pedders81]

Either play him as a striker or not at all. He’s about as useless and passive as Johnson was on the right.

Spence, Souza or Porro are all better options than Muani on the right.

 

[VonnegutBusy]

Werner tried
RKM doesn't

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No Werner just had one standout quality (1v1 pace that no one could live with) while Muani has zero.

 

[James Cook]

Just testing out my technique for when I see Randal and Vinai this weekend.

 

[CJJ]

Either play him as a striker or not at all. He’s about as useless and passive as Johnson was on the right.

Spence, Souza or Porro are all better options than Muani on the right.

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managers are so weird.

I always wondered why the likes of Lamela weren't given a stint up front when we had players out, as he had the qualities, but nope.

I reckon you could stick Austin in place of Muani and it'd have the same net output, so I really don't understand what's going on. It feels like its compulsory in some way

 

[McFlash]

Yes.
Even now the answer is yes.

He is total fucking cunt that is actively working against Spurs.
At least in NLDs and games against Chelsea wear opposition shirts.
Even fucking Judas pulled on red shirt after stabbing us from the back.

But this worthless idiot is still wearing our shirt and sabotaging us from the inside.

Should be abused without second thought. So he has to fucking run to the tunnels and could not stay on the field.

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Stop being a twat.
Advocating spitting at and abusing football players is disgusting, especially those wearing our shirt, no matter how shit they are.

Stop being an angry little man on the internet, it's embarrassing.

 

[Jaynola]

I’m actually not angry at the club for the loan in the first place . He’s been atrocious and it’s criminal how many minutes he’s had.
But at the time in the summer on the back of a successful loan at Juve, it seemed like a smart move.

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No, it wasn't. He was very clear he only wanted Juve. It was also dead obvious that he was shite, just needed to trust Luis Enrique. But our in-house geniuses don't even know what due diligence means.

 

[Shadydan]

Yes.
Even now the answer is yes.

He is total fucking cunt that is actively working against Spurs.
At least in NLDs and games against Chelsea wear opposition shirts.
Even fucking Judas pulled on red shirt after stabbing us from the back.

But this worthless idiot is still wearing our shirt and sabotaging us from the inside.

Should be abused without second thought. So he has to fucking run to the tunnels and could not stay on the field.

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Oh dear, everything okay at home?