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Match **** Tottenham Hotspur v Everton 4pm Sunday 24th Of May ****

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On my way.

Fuck this.

Scared Ron Burgundy GIF by The Late Late Show with James Corden
 
Well hell. Forgot the games were at 11 today here in my part of the states. Woke up thinking only 3 hours to kickoff. Nope. Another hour of torment!

Gonna be watching alone in my man cave. Spurs on the big tv, Spam on the other.

Good luck to us all today, suffering these hours together though far apart. May we get a great, winning performance from our Spurs today…
 
On the train and frankly bricking it. Seems to be a lot of goonies on my train which isn’t helping. With excellent foresight, going to Amsterdam in the morning so, no matter what happens today, I intend to spend the next few days getting bombed (not a toker but may well be this week) and forgetting atthis wretched season.
 
I have an imaginative scenario, Muani breaks free near the half way line, avoids tackles from chasing defenders, the goalkeeper rushes forward but Muani tricks him and gets past.... the goal is completely undefended but my imagination isn't good enough to make him score.
 
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I have some ITK regarding today's game from someone who has seen the script.

The plan is for Spurs game against Everton and West Ham's game against Leeds to be tight throughout the 90 minutes.

Spurs and Spam will continually swap places, in the relegation zone, as the goals go in throughout the afternoon.

It will culminate with Spurs staring relegation in the face, below West Ham, as the Spurs game enters injury time.

At this point Spurs will be awarded their first penalty of the seaon, after a 10 minute delay, while VAR 'analyse' the footage, from every angle, and send the referee to the pitch side monitor.

The ref will then award Spurs a penalty, (incorrectly) much to the dismay of Alan Smith on co commentary who will proceed to portray the award of the penalty as the biggest injustice since Nelson Mandela was imprisoned for 26 years.

Dom Solanke will be brought off the bench to take the penalty.

Solanke will then miss the penalty and Alan Smith will embark on a lecture about how justice has been done.

Ref blows his whistle, Spurs lose the game and Solanke begins to cry.

Furious knuckleheads from the South Stand at Spurs charge onto the pitch and gesticulate furiously towards the sobbing Solanke. James Maddison, Vicario and Micky VDV cuddle Solanke while pleading with the horrible Spurs supporters to stop shouting at their friend who has done his best.

Meanwhile Richarlison is applauding the Everton supporters at the opposite end of the ground.

Smith is now expressing a view that Spurs should start next season with a ten point deduction in the Championship for the pitch invasion and treatment of Solanke.

Roberto De Zerbi loses his mind at the press conference and quits shortly afterwards.

The Voice of Spurs begins the caberet in Block 252 and Gary Neville discusses how Spurs deserve to be relegated on his podcast. Sky Sports News beam the images of Spurs relegation on the hour, every hour, until the early hours of Tuesday morning.

Enjoy.

COYS
 
Dazspur70 said:
On the train and frankly bricking it. Seems to be a lot of goonies on my train which isn’t helping. With excellent foresight, going to Amsterdam in the morning so, no matter what happens today, I intend to spend the next few days getting bombed (not a toker but may well be this week) and forgetting atthis wretched season.
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Space cakes are the friend of the non-toker.
 
SH1M1 said:
It’s way too fucking hot & will only be worse by kick off time.
Players need to handle it in the right way !
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More to the point - are Everton players that bothered that they run about like roasting lunatics doing their utmost to win a game that means nothing to them?

Think the weather is doing us a solid here.

1st sunny day on the beach for them, please.
 
Kosher Kid said:
I have some ITK regarding today's game from someone who has seen the script.

The plan is for Spurs game against Everton and West Ham's game against Leeds to be tight throughout the 90 minutes.

Spurs and Spam will continually swap places, in the relegation zone, as the goals go in throughout the afternoon.

It will culminate with Spurs staring relegation in the face, below West Ham, as the Spurs game enters injury time.

At this point Spurs will be awarded their first penalty of the seaon, after a 10 minute delay, while VAR 'analyse' the footage, from every angle, and send the referee to the pitch side monitor.

The ref will then award Spurs a penalty, (incorrectly) much to the dismay of Alan Smith on co commentary who will proceed to portray the award of the penalty as the biggest injustice since Nelson Mandela was imprisoned for 26 years.

Dom Solanke will be brought off the bench to take the penalty.

Solanke will then miss the penalty and Alan Smith will embark on a lecture about how justice has been done.

Ref blows his whistle, Spurs lose the game and Solanke begins to cry.

Furious knuckleheads from the South Stand at Spurs charge onto the pitch and gesticulate furiously towards the sobbing Solanke. James Maddison, Vicario and Micky VDV cuddle Solanke while pleading with the horrible Spurs supporters to stop shouting at their friend who has done his best.

Meanwhile Richarlison is applauding the Everton supporters at the opposite end of the ground.

Smith is now expressing a view that Spurs should start next season with a ten point deduction in the Championship for the pitch invasion and treatment of Solanke.

Roberto De Zerbi loses his mind at the press conference and quits shortly afterwards.

The Voice of Spurs begins the caberet in Block 252 and Gary Neville discusses how Spurs deserve to be relegated on his podcast. Sky Sports News beam the images of Spurs relegation on the hour, every hour, until the early hours of Tuesday morning.

Enjoy.

COYS
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Have you missed your medication this morning?
 
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