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Match ***Bournemouth v Spurs - 8.15pm Thurs 5th December (Amazon Prime)***

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LLB Part Deux

LLB Part Deux

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Seems like no-one had started this so here we go.

Time: 8.15pm (boo) on Thurs 5th December
Venue: Vitality Stadium (Cap: 11,307)

We go into this game in 7th place but just 2pts ahead of 13th placed Bournemouth.

Some facts about Bournemouth:
  1. JRR Tolkien lived in Bournemouth as a child. This is how AFC Bournemouth got their nickname, 'The Hairy Footed Midget Twats'.
  2. Bournemouth is one of the sunniest places in the UK, sometimes reaching peaks of 15C in the summer months.
  3. It is where Marconi conducted his experiments leading to the invention of the portable radio. It is said that he wouldn't have bothered if he'd known about Jason Cundy in advance.
  4. Bournemouth neighbours the Jurassic Coast, a nature reserve known for it's friendly Velociraptors.
Team News:
  • Out: Vicario, Ven De Ven, Richarlison, Odobert, Bentancur (S)
  • Wait and see: Solanke, Gray, Romero, Moore (unlikely)
COME ON YOU SPURS.
 
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LLB Part Deux said:
You can never have too many match threads. Unless of course, you start making them up - like one I saw that said Spurs vs. Lion City Sailors, which was clearly someone off their tits on LSD.
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Careful now. That was probably Zest Zest 's favorite thread.

I smell goals in this game. Lots and lots and lots of goals.
 
I may just be being salty but why do arse get to play saturday, Wednesday then sunday? while we get Sunday, Thursday, Sunday? same goes for Chelsea who get an extra day rest for when they face us Sunday

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We have a 60,000 state of the art stadium

They have a run down 10,000 titchy little stadium

This should mean that the prem automatically gives us the points

We all know Infrastructure is the real indicator of success

I'm going to petition the premier league , who's with me ?
 
Doom Funk said:
We have a 60,000 state of the art stadium

They have a run down 10,000 titchy little stadium

This should mean that the prem automatically gives us the points

We all know Infrastructure is the real indicator of success

I'm going to petition the premier league , who's with me ?
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I’m to apathetic to sign my full name , if I can just sign it Ed I could think about getting behind it . Always with the caveat that come the time I might not be arsed and won’t bother
 
Kaz Hirai said:
I may just be being salty but why do arse get to play saturday, Wednesday then sunday? while we get Sunday, Thursday, Sunday? same goes for Chelsea who get an extra day rest for when they face us Sunday

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Chavs have to travel to Kazakhstan before they play us. Normally that might be an issue, but because they have about 500 players nobody that will start against us will even be on the plane.
 
Crockett said:
Chavs have to travel to Kazakhstan before they play us. Normally that might be an issue, but because they have about 500 players nobody that will start against us will even be on the plane.
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Yeh... They pretty much have a squad exclusively for the Europa Conf.

Ridiculous.... And not at all bent. Honest.........
 
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