After the great FA Cup relocation of January 7th 2012, I would like to express my relief, nay, delight, that my season ticket is in the Park Lane lower.
Now first of all let me just say to anyone who sits in the easy upper who may be offended, I'm not slagging you off. We're all devoted Spurs fans here. You don't have to be down in the rough seats to be a 'true' fan. This is all about my personal preference.
Back to the point.
Since the days when my Dad had season tickets in the Upper West, It's been a while since I attended a Spurs game where I felt unable to sing up for my team, bar the odd rendition of 'come on you spurs' and 'oh when the spurs.' In the East Upper on Saturday, it genuinely felt like you'd be ruining the bloke next to you's experience if you started a chant.
I know it was just FA cup 3rd round but still!
Also, fuck sitting down at games.
1. It just isn't conducive to a good atmostphere
2. If you are in the middle of a row you are basically teeing yourself up to be the least popular bloke in the ground if you do anything that deviates from simply turning up in good time and not moving for 90 mins.
It's cramped, uncomfortable and boring.
In fact, it's so crammed that I actually felt way less safe than I would if we were all standing.
I'm not even going to go into how much of an absolutely useless, rude and down right thick ladies front bottom steward E81 was.
I usually stick up for our orange-jacketed friends as I can imagine it is a pretty thankless task, especially down in the park lane/shelf.
However, this bloke's behaviour made him a front runner for biggest prick in the universe. Thanks steward E81 for making my entire row stand up 4 times while you attempted to get your tiny brain round a very simple seating mix up, making me look like a prize cunt to the 20 odd people around me.
(ok so I did go into it. sorry)
Anyway, rant over. I missed the game last night but I can't wait to get back to the Park Lane where you can stand up, move whenever you want, sing and swear at millionaires kicking a ball around.
Park Lane for life!
Now first of all let me just say to anyone who sits in the easy upper who may be offended, I'm not slagging you off. We're all devoted Spurs fans here. You don't have to be down in the rough seats to be a 'true' fan. This is all about my personal preference.
Back to the point.
Since the days when my Dad had season tickets in the Upper West, It's been a while since I attended a Spurs game where I felt unable to sing up for my team, bar the odd rendition of 'come on you spurs' and 'oh when the spurs.' In the East Upper on Saturday, it genuinely felt like you'd be ruining the bloke next to you's experience if you started a chant.
I know it was just FA cup 3rd round but still!
Also, fuck sitting down at games.
1. It just isn't conducive to a good atmostphere
2. If you are in the middle of a row you are basically teeing yourself up to be the least popular bloke in the ground if you do anything that deviates from simply turning up in good time and not moving for 90 mins.
It's cramped, uncomfortable and boring.
In fact, it's so crammed that I actually felt way less safe than I would if we were all standing.
I'm not even going to go into how much of an absolutely useless, rude and down right thick ladies front bottom steward E81 was.
I usually stick up for our orange-jacketed friends as I can imagine it is a pretty thankless task, especially down in the park lane/shelf.
However, this bloke's behaviour made him a front runner for biggest prick in the universe. Thanks steward E81 for making my entire row stand up 4 times while you attempted to get your tiny brain round a very simple seating mix up, making me look like a prize cunt to the 20 odd people around me.
(ok so I did go into it. sorry)
Anyway, rant over. I missed the game last night but I can't wait to get back to the Park Lane where you can stand up, move whenever you want, sing and swear at millionaires kicking a ball around.
Park Lane for life!