End Of Season Prediction Competition

[Massive Conte]

I've been waiting all day, there's always at least one. I can sleep easy now. Thanks.

Don’t take it personally. I like the premise but I have the attention span of a squirrel on crack. As long as Spurs win and Woolwich get shat on, that’s all I care about.

 

[Mr. Voldemort]

Let's have your thoughts Mrs Perryman
Be great if you were to put us all to shame and win the thing. Ten results and the minute of the first goal please.

 

[SpiderSpurs 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦]

Woolwich Scum Cunts FC 0 - 20 Watford
Palace 0 - 3 Tottenham
I don’t give a shit.
I don’t give a shit.
I don’t give a shit.
I don’t give a shit.
I don’t give a shit.
I don’t give a shit.
I don’t give a shit.
and finally...
I don’t give a shit.



Edit: on reflection, I’d like Wolves to drop points so we can guarantee European football (if we win) but then that would mean wishing for Chelsea to gain points. So I don’t know. 0-0?

I think prunes could help.

 

[Football Chap]

Woolwich 2-0 Watford
Burnley 1-0 Brighton
Chelsea 2-2 Wolves
Palace 1-3 Tottenham
Everton 2-2 Bournemouth
Leicester 1-3 Man Utd
Man City 5-0 Norwich
Newcastle 1-3 Liverpool
Southampton 0-1 Sheff Utd
West Ham 1-1 Aston Villa

First goal scored 6th minute.

 

[docomospur]

First Goal Scored in the 8th minute.

Arseanal 3 Watford 1
Burnley 1 Brighton 0
Chelsea 2 Wolves 2
Palace 1 Spurs 2
Everton 1 Bournemouth 1
Leicester 2 Man Utd 3
Man City 5 Norwich 0
Newcastle 0 Liverpool 2
Southampton 2 Sheffield Utd 1
West Ham 2 Aston Villa 1

 

[Mr. Voldemort]

Okay 13 entries so far and just over 12 hours until competition closes (15.30). I'm going to do some work now and then back to bed for a couple of hours so I can have an afternoon of football and lager with my lad and the old man. Really looking forward to it (wife's not so keen though).

 

[prinmemo]

First Goal Scored in the 5th minute.
Woolwich 2 Watford 1
Burnley 2 Brighton 0
Chelsea 3 Wolves 2
Palace 0 Spurs 2
Everton 1 Bournemouth 1
Leicester 2 Man Utd 1
Man City 6 Norwich 0
Newcastle 1 Liverpool 4
Southampton 2 Sheffield Utd 1
West Ham 1 Aston Villa 1

 

[docomospur]

So the collective prediction for Man City-Norwich so far is 56-3 to City

Norwich to win 1-0 then

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Here you go, old bean, here's my bet:

Chelsea 3-2 Wolves
Leicester 1-3 Man U
Southampton 1-1 Sheffield Utd
Newcastle 1-2 Liverpool
West Ham 1-2 Aston Villa
Burnley 0-0 Brighton
Woolwich 2-0 Watford
Man City 4-0 Norwich City
Crystal Palace 0-3 Tottenham
Everton 2-0 Bournemouth

 

[Gmspurs]

First goal 7 minutes

Chelsea 2-1 Wolves
Leicester 1-1Man U
Southampton 1-1 Sheffield Utd
Newcastle 1-3 Liverpool
West Ham 0-0 Aston Villa
Burnley 0-0 Brighton
Woolwich 2-0 Watford
Man City 4-0 Norwich City
Crystal Palace 0-1Tottenham
Everton 0-0 Bournemouth

 

[Mr. Voldemort]

Here you go, old bean, here's my bet:

Chelsea 3-2 Wolves
Leicester 1-3 Man U
Southampton 1-1 Sheffield Utd
Newcastle 1-2 Liverpool
West Ham 1-2 Aston Villa
Burnley 0-0 Brighton
Woolwich 2-0 Watford
Man City 4-0 Norwich City
Crystal Palace 0-3 Tottenham
Everton 2-0 Bournemouth

First goal time too please.

 

[TottenhamAberdeen]

The Scum 2-1 Watford
Burnley 1-1 Brighton
Chelscum 2-2 Wolves
Crystal Palace 0-2 Tottenham
Everton 1-0 Bournemouth
Leicester 1-1 Man Utd
Man City 4-1 Norwich
Newcastle 0-2 Liverpool
Southampton 2-1 Sheff Utd
Wet Spam 1-1 Aston Villa.

6th minute.

 

[ClosedAccount542]

Woolwich 1-0 Watford
Burnley 0-1 Brighton
Chelsea 3-1 Wolves
Palace 1-3 Tottenham
Everton 1-3 Bournemouth
Leicester 1-3 Man Utd
Man City 3-0 Norwich
Newcastle 0-2 Liverpool
Southampton 1-2 Sheff Utd
West Ham 0-2 Aston Villa

First goal scored 4th minute.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

Let's have your thoughts Mrs Perryman
Be great if you were to put us all to shame and win the thing. Ten results and the minute of the first goal please.

I don't do well in predictions, as I can't put down what I think the result will be, more what I WANT the score to be, so that always scuppers my score. We used to have one at work, and as it cost money to enter, I gave up after the very first week.
But as you asked me so nicely, I'm still going to put down what I would LIKE the result to be, as I just can't change the habits of a lifetime!

The Scum 1-2 Watford
Burnley 0-1 Brighton
Chavs 1-1 Wolves
Crystal Palace 0-3 The Mighty Spurs (North London is Ours)
Everton 2-0 Bournemouth
Leicester 2-1 Man Utd
Man City 6-0 Norwich
Newcastle 1-1 Liverpool
Southampton 2-1 Sheff Utd
Wet Spam 1-3 Aston Villa.

5th minute.

 

[stevee]

https://thefightingcock.co.uk/forum/posts/2400898/react?reaction_id=1

Woolwich Scum Cunts FC 0 - 20 Watford
Palace 0 - 3 Tottenham
I don’t give a shit.
I don’t give a shit.
I don’t give a shit.
I don’t give a shit.
I don’t give a shit.
I don’t give a shit.
I don’t give a shit.
and finally...
I don’t give a shit.



Edit: on reflection, I’d like Wolves to drop points so we can guarantee European football (if we win) but then that would mean wishing for Chelsea to gain points. So I don’t know. 0-0?

Nailed it.

Well nearly.

Woolwich Scum Cunts FC 0 - 20 Watford
Side Show Bob to give away 3 penalties and gets 2 red cards (Love that guy)

Palace 1 - 7 Tottenham
In honour of Nutter-Naylor

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

Woolwich 2-3 Watford
Burnley 1-0 Brighton
Chelsea 2-2 Wolves
Palace 1-8 Tottenham
Everton 0 - 2 Bournemouth
Leicester 1-3 Man Utd
Man City 5-0 Norwich
Newcastle 2 -0 Liverpool
Southampton 1 -1 Sheff Utd
West Ham 1-2 Aston Villa

First goal scored 2nd minute.

 

[stevee]

Woolwich 2-3 Watford
Burnley 1-0 Brighton
Chelsea 2-2 Wolves
Palace 1-8 Tottenham
Everton 0 - 2 Bournemouth
Leicester 1-3 Man Utd
Man City 5-0 Norwich
Newcastle 2 -0 Liverpool
Southampton 1 -1 Sheff Utd
West Ham 1-2 Aston Villa

First goal scored 2nd minute.

8-1 ???????????????

EIGHT FUCKING ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!


You've gone and jinxed it now.
:mourfacepalm:

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

8-1 ???????????????

EIGHT FUCKING ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!


You've gone and jinxed it now.
:mourfacepalm:

I'm feeling a bit more confident than usual.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

stevee and Nutter-Naylor - I would just LOVE it if either one of you got our score right, would make this sorry season nearly worth it.

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

stevee and Nutter-Naylor - I would just LOVE it if either one of you got our score right, would make this sorry season nearly worth it.

VAR has cost us a minimum of 6 points. Everton, Bournemouth and Man U.
With those we would have easily qualified for the CL. Which would have made this a decent season despite the shit performances.