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Anyone got any good or funny ones please?
A3 Milan
Fred West Ham
ArgenTINA Turner
Deportivo Lack of Talent
Boca Seniors
Norfolk N’Way
AC Slater
Inter MeNan
Galey’s Tache Awry
Zenit St Kronenbourg
Rapid Viagra
Spartaaaaaaaaaa Prague’
AC A Little Silhouette of Milan
Bayern Bru
Bayern Leverarch File
Unreal Madrid
Psycho Cuellar
Sex, Drugs and Graham Poll
Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
Pathetico Madrid
Hossam Ghaly’s Barmy Army
Rodallegabombs
Multiple Scorgasms
“Gary Glitter’s U16’s”
Imitation Madrid & Crystal Phallus
FC Leavemyarcealona
LSD Eindhoven
Inter YaNan
Hardly Athletic
Norfolk n Chance
Shaktar Senseless
FiorenTinaTurner
Your Mum’s Athletic
Real Madras
Multiple Scoregasms
Dyslexia Untied
Raoul Moatdrid
Dynamo Kebab
Chamakh My Pitch Up / Chamakh My Bitch Up
Run Plays DMC FC
IFK Battenburg
Sons of Pitches
Juve Been Tango’d
Pimp My Side
Substandard Leige
Lay the Chamakh Down
Leave My Arse-alona
Inter Yermum
Cunning Stunts
Old and Athletic
Carlton’s Asthmatic
Inter Young Boys
Sporting Lesbian
Obi One Kanobi Nil
Real Pathetic
Enter-her-Exit-her City
The Turbanators
Victorious Secret
Real Ale Madrid
Ed Itinson 4 Inge Lund
Faye King-Dury
Phantom of the Chopra
Fruits of the Torres
Alice in Hangeland
Slumdog Mignolet
A Christmas Carroll
As high as a Kuyt
Arshavin Private Ryan
 
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Inter yer Gran

Norfolk & Chance

Haven’t got a Kalou

Farcelona

Victorious Secret

Diaby Does Gallas

Raging Kaboul

Leave my arse-elona!

Tea and Busquets

Bayer Neverkusen

Aston Villareal Madrid

Making Emile Of It

Call Of Guti

Expected Toulouse

Real Sosobad

Downing Syndrome

ACalittleSilhouetteofMilan

Fritzl’s basement jaxx

Oh it doesn’t Mata

I haven’t a Kalou

Dude, Where’s Micah?

Rapid Viagra

Schindlers Assist

Borussia Teeth

Michael Barrymore’s Swimming Club

Real Bigtits

Multiple Scorgasms

Le Saux Solid Crew

You can’t handle the Huth

Inter Row-Z

The Tortoise and De Gea!

Obi Wan – Kenobi Nil

Ajax Trees Down

Chamakh My Pitch Up

Murder On Zidane’s Floor

Crouch Potato

Olympique Mayonnaise

Genoa-cide

It’s All Gone Shane Long

Pathetico Madrid

Mein Bergkampf.

Fritzl Palace

Things are getting Messi

2 goals 1 cup

Ji Sung Park the bus

Inter yersister

Crystal Phallus

Tekkerslovakia

Geriatricos

Lads on Toure

Total Network Failure, Legover 96

Dislexic United

Dyslexia Untied

The Big Blaszczykowski’s

I can’t believe it’s not Buttner

The Vincent Company

Ajax Treesdown

Colonel Getafe

Grampus Eight my hamster

Deportivo La CoRuinYa.

Nottingmymums Forest

Juan Flo Evra the Cocus Nesta

Escape From Alcaraz

Cry me a River Plate

Hit me Bebe one more time

My little Kone

My Little Bony

Alice in Hangeland

the big Lewandowski

FiorenTinaTurner

Dirty Alexis Sanchez

Santi’s little helper

Real Sociable

Giggs and grown-ups love it so – the happy world of Garrido

Dynamo Chicken Kiev

Thomas Müller Corner

Shakhtar the heart (and you’re to blame)

The Solano’s

blink 1 eto’o

Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels

Purple Reina

Suck My Dickov
 
Inter Row Z
Thatchers Right Wingers
Counterfeit Madrid
Leave My Arse-a-lona
Not Very Athletic
 
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