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New chant to this charming man

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Luminoir

Silent gooner scum, in the emirates disconsolate. 
Would these gormless fools get used to failure and regret. 
Cause in this library, these spineless men
Will demonstrate their fragility, as their season crumbles & collapses at their feet. 
Ah!
These jumped up woolich boys, who never knew their place,
We are N seventeen
North London's ours and will always be. 
North London's ours and will always be. 
 
I like it. When I'm at work and i'm not doing much (most of the time) I try and put spurs lyrics on existing songs.

To the Chas 'n' Dave classic, 'Snooker Loopy'. Might need a bit of tweaking.

Tottenham are the club for me,
fuck off Woolwich and chelsea,
we'll show them what we can do with..
Rafa, Bale and Parker too!

Ad-e-bayor in attack,
with King and Kaboul at the back
Tottenham are the club for me,
I love the Yid Ar-my!!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bH7YelA86Q[/youtube]
 
Good work, I don't fancy trying to remember that after a few pints in the Bell and Hare though! Think it'd be difficult to sing a Smiths song without slipping into a bad Morrissey impression aswell!
 
'imagine' by aaron lennon...

imagine there's no gooners.
u know we'd all give thanks
no cunts below us.
above us only mancs.
imagine all the spurs fans,
partying all day...

imagine there's no wenger.
pat rice can fuck off too
nothing to kill or die for
n5 won't smell of poo
imagine all north london
living life in peace.

you may say i'm a yido,
but I'm not the only one
i hope some day you'll join us
and the world will be free of scum.

imagine no almunia
i wonder if you can
no need for song or walcott
the emirates becomes a barn
imagine all the people
sharing north london...

you may say i'm a yido,
but I'm not the only one
i hope some day you'll join us
and the world will be free of scum.
 
I know it probably won't, but that Imagine effort is a lollerama and would sound class bellowing round the Lane. Would rep if I wasn't on the mobile.
 
I'm certainly not going to top ZoC's 'Imagine', that's epic! The whole song!

For Gareth Bale to the tune of Taio Cruz's 'Dynamite'

This boy was born to play for Tot-ten-ham
Name is BALE! Gareth BALE!

He scored a hatrick in the San-Si-ro
Name is BALE! Gareth BALE!!!

He goes down the wing,
he can run all night,
he will tear you up,
cos he's dynamite

And he will beat you once,
and he will beat you twice,
He was born to play,
for the Li-ly-whites

Felt it was a fitting time to post it as he was epic tonight!
 
respect, johnspur... this is a brilliant chant... a new anthem!

"this boy was born to play for tot-ten-ham
name is BALE! gareth BALE!"

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A simple one for Sandro, to the Beatles song 'Hello Goodbye'
(it starts from "you say goodbye and i say hello..") http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99jVPJUeqr4

"they got Wilshire,
BUT we got SANDRO!!

Sandro, SANDRO!!,
stick Jack Wilshire up your arse,
we got Sandro,

Sandro, SANDRO!!,
stick Jack Wilshire up your arse,
we got Sandro"

After a few beers this would still be fairly simple to manage!
 
hey, o thelo! can't the talented engineer al record? give him something to do aside from the endless knob twiddling (which granted he's good at). maybe he could spit these lyrics instead?
 
Luminoir said:
Silent gooner scum, in the emirates disconsolate. 
Would these gormless fools get used to failure and regret. 
Cause in this library, these spineless men
Will demonstrate their fragility, as their season crumbles & collapses at their feet. 
Ah!
These jumped up woolich boys, who never knew their place,
We are N seventeen
North London's ours and will always be. 
North London's ours and will always be. 
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...

And if I'm going to record it I've got to write the whole song. So this is the rest.

Sung to the tunes of This Charming Man by The Smiths

Silent gooner scum, in the emirates disconsolate. 
Would these gormless fools get used to failure and regret. 
Cause in this library, these spineless men
Will demonstrate their fragility, as their season crumbles & collapses at their feet. 
Ah!
These jumped up woolich boys, who never knew their place,
We are N seventeen
North London's ours and will always be. 
North London's ours and will always be. 

Harry would put out a team tonight 
But you know he's down to the bare bones. 
This player he's triffic
But it's up to the chairman 
I don't knoooow

Ah!
When Harry came on in
We had 2 points from 8
We looked like going down
But take a look at us now
Take a look at us now

*my condition is the fighting cock crew sing it as well and overdub over it so it's not just my voice which is a bit shit.
 
3-0... game won... time to celebrate...

shitty Woolwich (Woolwich's over) by aaron lennon

and so this is Woolwich
and what have they done?
another year over
and no trophies won.

and so this is Woolwich
we beat them for fun.
wenger's such a queer one
and all gooners run!

a very shitty Woolwich
can't take them no more
south london imposters
outside the top four!

and so this is Woolwich
the weak and the scum
the shit and the poor ones
wenger's such a mong!

and so this is Woolwich
their jerseys aren't right
the yellow and red ones
away, home, they're shite!

a very shitty Woolwich
can't take them no more
south london imposters
outside the top four!

Woolwich's over
if you want it
Woolwich's over
NO-O-OW!
 
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