Match The mighty Tottenham Hotspur v. Plastic chavs

[1882]

You know what...? Last season's Premier League winning shit parade made me suspect it... today confirmed it.

As long as we're Spurs, and connected with being Jewish.. . Everyone is gonna hate us. 'Cos like it or not... believe it or not, the World hates a Jew!

I saw it on the way in... spat at on the train for being Spurs... and received it on the way home... a white van with 2 Chelsea cunts calling me a fucking Yid 'cos I DARED WEAR a Spurs shirt on my way home from Wembley...

Well fuck you.. . I hope you crash and die on the way home you Nazi cunts. The World is better off without two vile cunts like you in it.

But I guess you'll get home, fuck your missus, win the lottery and watch your Nazi cunt of a team win another trophy this year.

They say these things are sent to test us.
Well today I've been tested... and am happy to say I've FAILED!

I HOPE EVERY CHELSEA CUNT ON THIS EARTH WHO HAS FAR RIGHT NEO-NAZI TENDENCIES (see, I'm not saying ALL... i'm nothing if not fair) EITHER DIES A PAINFUL, SLOW DEATH OR HAS TO WATCH A LOVED ONE SUFFER JUST AS MUCH... and while you're doing that, think about what a cunt you truly are!

I'm done with British 'society'...weve bred a generation of cunts who funnily enough just follow the winner... But unfortunately for US... it just happens to be the type of winner who hates Spurs.
I guess that is our lot.
We have to live with it.. . Or support THEM?
Which is it to be...?
I know what I'd rather.

Rant over.
I've done enough damage to my reputation tonight.

Come ON you Spurs... fuck the rest. EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING ONE OF THEM!


...I think I need a hug!

 

[Ahab]

I did wonder why Winks did not come on for Wanyama who was horribly rusty.
£55 for a ticket and that was one of the cheaper seats I think.

 

[Mr S Pippo]

The curse goes on... Sky get their narrative for another fortnight!
Cunts!

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[1882]

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...that's given me a GREAT idea...
Goodbye cruel world!

 

[Raiders]

You know what...? Last season's Premier League winning shit parade made me suspect it... today confirmed it.

As long as we're Spurs, and connected with being Jewish.. . Everyone is gonna hate us. 'Cos like it or not... believe it or not, the World hates a Jew!

I saw it on the way in... spat at on the train for being Spurs... and received it on the way home... a white van with 2 Chelsea cunts calling me a fucking Yid 'cos I DARED WEAR a Spurs shirt on my way home from Wembley...

Well fuck you.. . I hope you crash and die on the way home you Nazi cunts. The World is better off without two vile cunts like you in it.

But I guess you'll get home, fuck your missus, win the lottery and watch your Nazi cunt of a team win another trophy this year.

They say these things are sent to test us.
Well today I've been tested... and am happy to say I've FAILED!

I HOPE EVERY CHELSEA CUNT ON THIS EARTH WHO HAS FAR RIGHT NEO-NAZI TENDENCIES (see, I'm not saying ALL... i'm nothing if not fair) EITHER DIES A PAINFUL, SLOW DEATH OR HAS TO WATCH A LOVED ONE SUFFER JUST AS MUCH... and while you're doing that, think about what a cunt you truly are!

I'm done with British 'society'...weve bred a generation of cunts who funnily enough just follow the winner... But unfortunately for US... it just happens to be the type of winner who hates Spurs.
I guess that is our lot.
We have to live with it.. . Or support THEM?
Which is it to be...?
I know what I'd rather.

Rant over.
I've done enough damage to my reputation tonight.

Come ON you Spurs... fuck the rest. EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING ONE OF THEM!


...I think I need a hug!

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[WookieD]

Apart from the end of the first half everything was soooo slow. Passing, transition, pace... it was all too melodious.

Feels like a big opportunity wasted as Chelsea were poor, regardless of how Conte set them up.

Should have recognised Wanyama was struggling and had him off sooner as well imo.

 

[Don Giovanni]

Trippier and Davies are huge downgrade to Walker and Rose.

 

[swinbag]

Forgot how utterly shit this felt...

 

[hiatus]

I'm about a third through 42 oz of high ABV liquid fuck those racists cunts so things might get interesting in about an hour....
It's the extra 2 oz that does it.

 

[tbonepremier]

Don't really understand this, there were times the only player higher up the pitch than Davies/Trippier was Kane and they were almost always up in the midfield. Certainly played as wingbacks today, and the lack of overlapping was down to their starting position being so high up there was no one to overlap.

Davies can just about acquit himself in that role because he's got enough in attack, but Trippier is better as a traditional fullback looking to run into space and collect a pass behind the opposition. Being so advanced today really exposed the lack of depth to his play.

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The thing about having Dier in the team is we can easily switch it up without making substitutions. At times they played as wingbacks, at times they played as fullba

wanyama has always been accident prone. Great tackler though. frustrating player

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From what I can recall he was mainly (exposed as) accident prone in the big games. Like Lloris, unfortunately. (Note that I am not blaming Lloris today! It was all Wanyama).

 

[Wimbo333]

What is going on for Wembley if we have 20,000 empty seats why the hell are the away fans so close to the pitch???!!! Arguably one of the biggest games of the season and atmosphere was DEAD! Not spurs fans fault we were too spread out and surrounded by part timers and tourists! Chelsea outsung spurs majority of the game and ensured there was no anamosity in the environment for away team! Barca stick away allocation in the gods as do Newcastle and any team with half a brain how the F**K do we have 20k upper tier seats empty and 3k+ Chelsea fans pitc side?!! Complete joke everyone knows we struggle and Wembley why aren't the hierarchy trying to give us at least a fighting chance short sighted at best more likely completely incompetent! Very disgruntled spurs fan!!!!

 

[Raiders]

What is going on for Wembley if we have 20,000 empty seats why the hell are the away fans so close to the pitch???!!! Arguably one of the biggest games of the season and atmosphere was DEAD! Not spurs fans fault we were too spread out and surrounded by part timers and tourists! Chelsea outsung spurs majority of the game and ensured there was no anamosity in the environment for away team! Barca stick away allocation in the gods as do Newcastle and any team with half a brain how the F**K do we have 20k upper tier seats empty and 3k+ Chelsea fans pitc side?!! Complete joke everyone knows we struggle and Wembley why aren't the hierarchy trying to give us at least a fighting chance short sighted at best more likely completely incompetent! Very disgruntled spurs fan!!!!

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Lol. Nice try

 

[Wimbo333]

Lol. Nice try

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[Spanish Spur]

You know what...? Last season's Premier League winning shit parade made me suspect it... today confirmed it.

As long as we're Spurs, and connected with being Jewish.. . Everyone is gonna hate us. 'Cos like it or not... believe it or not, the World hates a Jew!

I saw it on the way in... spat at on the train for being Spurs... and received it on the way home... a white van with 2 Chelsea cunts calling me a fucking Yid 'cos I DARED WEAR a Spurs shirt on my way home from Wembley...

Well fuck you.. . I hope you crash and die on the way home you Nazi cunts. The World is better off without two vile cunts like you in it.

But I guess you'll get home, fuck your missus, win the lottery and watch your Nazi cunt of a team win another trophy this year.

They say these things are sent to test us.
Well today I've been tested... and am happy to say I've FAILED!

I HOPE EVERY CHELSEA CUNT ON THIS EARTH WHO HAS FAR RIGHT NEO-NAZI TENDENCIES (see, I'm not saying ALL... i'm nothing if not fair) EITHER DIES A PAINFUL, SLOW DEATH OR HAS TO WATCH A LOVED ONE SUFFER JUST AS MUCH... and while you're doing that, think about what a cunt you truly are!

I'm done with British 'society'...weve bred a generation of cunts who funnily enough just follow the winner... But unfortunately for US... it just happens to be the type of winner who hates Spurs.
I guess that is our lot.
We have to live with it.. . Or support THEM?
Which is it to be...?
I know what I'd rather.

Rant over.
I've done enough damage to my reputation tonight.

Come ON you Spurs... fuck the rest. EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING ONE OF THEM!


...I think I need a hug!

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:dierpochhug: it's ok. We all feel the same way, though a little less in vino veritas

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

Haven't read a thing and probably won't. Not point braking out the game, we dominated it, had them on the ropes and we still fucking lost!! I haven't heard a single pundit view of the game but I can guess what is being said, "Conte masterclass", if this is being peddled then bulkshit. He didn't prepare to concede so many shots on goal and didn't set out to win having to take two shots on target. I hate these jammy fucking cunts more than ever.

But the result wasn't even the worst thing today, what FUCKING CUNT thought to pipe a fucking drum out over the fucking PA? Not only was it the cringiest thing I think we have ever done, it actually killed off about three songs. Cunts!

 

[Triple Spur]

How the fuck can anyone blame Lloris for that? He gave it to Wanyama who had space, time and alternatives for a pass. We are ambitious in our play, and there was nothing bad about his throw to Wanyama.

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A team is at there most vulnerable after they have just scored. Hugo should have held onto the ball, take the sting out of the last chav attack and wait for us to regroup. Wanyama was having a mare, tired and susceptible to another error. At what point did Hugo's experience & observations of Wanyama's mistakes during the match come into play. It didn't. And to cap it all he get's beaten at his near post.

 

[Hamilton]

I'm annoyed that both goals were scored by a man who by all rights should still be in prison for murder.

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

What is going on for Wembley if we have 20,000 empty seats why the hell are the away fans so close to the pitch???!!! Arguably one of the biggest games of the season and atmosphere was DEAD! Not spurs fans fault we were too spread out and surrounded by part timers and tourists! Chelsea outsung spurs majority of the game and ensured there was no anamosity in the environment for away team! Barca stick away allocation in the gods as do Newcastle and any team with half a brain how the F**K do we have 20k upper tier seats empty and 3k+ Chelsea fans pitc side?!! Complete joke everyone knows we struggle and Wembley why aren't the hierarchy trying to give us at least a fighting chance short sighted at best more likely completely incompetent! Very disgruntled spurs fan!!!!

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Barely heard The Chavs at all, don't know what you're on about. And EVERY club HAS to have away fans pitchside (Newcastle included, although they claimed they didn't have enough time to arrang it).

 

[sammyspurs]

Bloody frustrating. Yet again just don't seem to get the breaks against those fuckers.

The bench needs some serious improving though, as not enough game-changers on there. The less said about Sissoko the better...

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Odd to pick on the bench and Sissoko before the likes of Wanyama and Lloris.

Dier should never have gone off, Poch messed up today

 

[Legacy Lilywhite]

Haven't read a thing and probably won't. Not point braking out the game, we dominated it, had them on the ropes and we still fucking lost!! I haven't heard a single pundit view of the game but I can guess what is being said, "Conte masterclass", if this is being peddled then bulkshit. He didn't prepare to concede so many shots on goal and didn't set out to win having to take two shots on target. I hate these jammy fucking cunts more than ever.

But the result wasn't even the worst thing today, what FUCKING CUNT thought to pipe a fucking drum out over the fucking PA? Not only was it the cringiest thing I think we have ever down, it actually killed off about three songs. Cunts!

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The fake drum was simply embarrassing and opens us up to ridicule. Reminded me of the bad days at WHL in the 1990s when everything about us was shit. We didn't need it today too. The atmosphere at the home end was pretty good.