Match Tottenham Hotspur v Ajax, Champions League Semi-Final, Tue 30th April

[Boltonspur]

Do you still live in Bolton? If so, the former.

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No mate. Live near Woodford Bridge.

To make it worse, I’ve even got the blessing off she who must be obeyed who would rather me go to match itself than roll home shitfaced after a night in the pub.
Dilemma!!!

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

 

[charge]

Holsten in my balcony, sun shining and “oh what a night on repeat”... here we go!!!

 

[Boltonspur]

Tottenham is very unlucky to draw us. They haven't bought a player in living memory. Saved all their pennies to build a dope stadium. Invest wisely. Don't overpay their players. Play attractive football despite the lack of investments compared to other PL teams. Seem to have made it as a steady top 4 PL team without oil money.

Then they draw Ajax and the whole world is on their d*ck cause they are more adorable, younger even cheaper and from a farmers league. If you played Barca or PSG or any other team they would be all over you. Poch for president. Levy business man of the year. Now you are the evil big PL bullies who play the cute ajax babies with your expensive money and your shiny stadium

Worst of it all, you are g o i n g d o w n muwhahahaha

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Off you fuck

 

[Tottenham Sean]

No mate. Live near Woodford Bridge.

To make it worse, I’ve even got the blessing off she who must be obeyed who would rather me go to match itself than roll home shitfaced after a night in the pub.
Dilemma!!!

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Go for it then mate.

 

[r-u-s-x]

Just seen this in the spurs shop, is this the only acceptable half-and-half scarf?

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no

 

[Boltonspur]

Go for it then mate.

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Only issue being...if I don’t get a ticket, I will end up in the pub near the ground, get shitfaced anyway, and need a lift home from tube station (& back again tomorrow to get car before the parking wallies are out)
And that my friend, would be the next stage of purgatory.
I’m genuinely fucking stuck between a rock and a hard place.

 

[Totti]

Fucking nerves kicking in now.

 

[The Fish]

Just seen this in the spurs shop, is this the only acceptable half-and-half scarf?

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no

 

[www]

I don't drink, but I was so stressed during the 'game of your lifetime' against Citeh that I went to the Co-op at half time and got a bottle of cheap red wine. It was all gone by the final whistle - including the wife's glass.

This is much worse and kick-off's still over 3 hours away.

Aaaaargh

 

[Park Lane Mark Twain]

SkySports now going on about how the Ajax manager is similar to Pep Guardiola now. Fucking weasels

 

[Col_McCafferty]

He’s up there but I can think of a few worse

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[charge]

Now you are the evil big PL bullies who play the cute ajax babies with your expensive money and your shiny stadium

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[Col_McCafferty]

SkySports now going on about how the Ajax manager is similar to Pep Guardiola now. Fucking weasels

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Also talking up the possibility of there being trouble.

Wankers.

 

[The Fish]

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Safe in the west end. Mugs.

 

[Clynelish]

Fucking nerves kicking in now.

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Such a pussy

 

[mouse]

Been nervous shitting all day. Just been nothing but little rabbit tods the last couple of times.

Sorry for tmi, but needed to share somewhere and thought here would be the least judgemental.

 

[imitationleather]

Also talking up the possibility of there being trouble.

Wankers.

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Crowd trouble. Pfffffff. The media shit themselves whenever there's fans doing something other than vlogging at matches now.

 

[imitationleather]

Been nervous shitting all day. Just been nothing but little rabbit tods the last couple of times.

Sorry for tmi, but needed to share somewhere and thought here would be the least judgemental.

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[Pól]

It’s just meant to be that Vinny will score against this lot tonight. I think Moura will have a great game too