Have we signed Messi yet?

[Don Corleone]

His name isn’t N’Messi. Fuck it, were onto a winner. Let’s get him.

 

[Don Corleone]

Right at the end of the last episode of the Amazon Spurs series. Daniel Levy says 'now... it's all or nothing' and Messi, Bale and Dybala walk through the door behind him in full spurs attire

then reality hits and we see Joe Hart, Josh King and Troy Deeney bounce through the door

 

[Wellsey]

He's in budget. Loves playing with Gio and Lamela - its a done deal i reckon.

And we've got a Argentinian manager...oh no

 

[hiatus]

*or Tottenham

 

[ShutUpPatrik]

>we'll never get a movie where a group of our players go into several layers of Joe Lewis' subconscious to seed the idea of spending some fucking money on the team before the old codger pops his clogs.

God damn it.

With the recent events connected to United's backline (Maguire arrested, Lindelöf arresting someone) they would be stupid not to make a cop comedy with Slabhead as a former crooked cop trying to rehab his image and Lindelöf as his by the book partner for whatever their TV service is called.

 

[fogueres]

Will end up at Juventus with Ronaldo.

Thoughts fogueres ?

I think and hope not. He will certainly go to PSG or Manchester City, the only clubs capable of supporting giant salaries (but what about the FPF?). Even Cristiano at Juventus has upset the balance: he is a great champion but too centralized. On set shots, for example, he always wants to shoot them (he scored 1 after 50 attempts) not allowing the specialists Pjanic and Dybala to kick.

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

 

[Donki]

Its gonna be City isn't it, he knows and gets on with Pep, the kind of signing the owners will wont to blow their profile sky high.

 

[harry7]

Its gonna be City isn't it, he knows and gets on with Pep, the kind of signing the owners will wont to blow their profile sky high.

Under financial fair play rules I'm not sure any club can absorb Messi's rumoured salary.

Oh wait....City are exempt for FFP.

 

[Donki]

Under financial fair play rules I'm not sure any club can absorb Messi's rumoured salary.

Oh wait....City are exempt for FFP.

All they have to do is employ him to promote Etihad and pay him by the back door, its all a joke.

 

[Super Jan Fan]

Imagine getting spanked 8-2 by Bayern in one of the most humiliating games in their history then bringing in Koeman as manager.

No wonder he handed in a transfer request

Thats what did it. He thought to himself, I can be managed by someone better than this at any club I can go to.

 

[No easy games]

messi fans already getting their spurs shirts

 

[Donki]

messi fans already getting their spurs shirts

Full kit wanker .

 

[Super Jan Fan]

Just looked him up on YouTube and he looks promising but you can never tell from YouTube clips can you. It’s a pass from me.

 

[Donki]

Just looked him up on YouTube and he looks promising but you can never tell from YouTube clips can you. It’s a pass from me.

Wet night in stoke, too short, never trust an Argie, its a no from me.

 

[Hotspurpaul]

Wet night in stoke, too short, never trust an Argie, its a no from me.

You're right.... we've never had a decent Argie in the past have we....

 

[Donki]

You're right.... we've never had a decent Argie in the past have we....

Can't recall any at all...

On a side note, love your Avatar one of my all time favourite acting performances, in one of my favourite films.

 

[Hotspurpaul]

Can't recall any at all...

On a side note, love your Avatar one of my all time favourite acting performances, in one of my favourite films.

It's a brilliant performance, should have won an Oscar.

 

[B-0-Sspurs]

Messi has a fax machine, Daniel has one as well. Announcement imminent

 

[SpiderSpurs]

Messi decided to hand in a transfer request after he was told "your privileges in the squad are over" by new Barcelona boss Ronald Koeman. (Diario Ole via Mail)