You really do come out with some absolute nuggets here.
I'm gonna start calling you Frank, after Frank Spencer.
Are you happy with Kane this season?
Why would Conte be?
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You really do come out with some absolute nuggets here.
I'm gonna start calling you Frank, after Frank Spencer.
Your last sentence wants to negate the previous one but I guess it hinges on you definition of "successful" and "work". And I'd also like to see Harry in a hard pressing team since you suggest it could be his cup of tea.I doubt that is the case. I think players like Kane can be successful in any system because they are talented and well rounded so their skill will translate. Obviously there will be systems that work better for him than others but Kane can work in any system.
All under the presumption that Conte was here and DL was fulfilling his 1st summer appeasement spend. But casting doubt on what would have happened doesn't negate my hypothetical of being better by selling Harry "ye of the 1 league goal THIS season" Kane and replacing him with Vlahovic + some MFer. It just boils down to are you better off selling 1 good player to buy 2 good players. Answers always yes and anything else is detail or nonsense. But ours boils down to are you willing to sell a 28yo want-away player that has scored 1 league goal in (almost) half a season and looks like he should be contacting NHS for a zimmerframe for a mobile, hungry 21 yo hot shot + a MFer to address 2 problem areas.I think it is possible that we could be better off with Vlahovic and a decent MFer, but I have little to no confidence that we would have bought that MFer.
No, we wouldn't becuase Kane would still be starting and he'd still have a 4% conversion rate thereby squandering the efforts of the new MFer and stunting Vlahovic's growth in the team. At some point one has to conclude that there is a point at which a player has to be described as hurting his team. Shit, Benz even said it about his own teammate and now look at that teammate flourish. Just takes someone to admit that which we see with our own eyes.We also would have been better off with Kane and that MFer or Kane and Vlahovic and that MFer so I would go that route if we are actually trying to compete.
He’s done less under Conte than he did under NunoI think he's done alright under Conte so far, Frank. Nothing great at all and badly needs a goal to get him going in the EPL, but is definitely on the right tracks.
He’s done less under Conte than he did under Nuno
0 goals
0 assists
But yeah, keep telling yourself he will go on a run soon
Already answered this, directly to you.When he does, I'll be calling you out, Frank. And you'll no doubt make up some absolute nonsense, as always.
if Kane goes on a run it will all depend.
If he starts picking up goals against the bottom 15 clubs I’ll be relieved that he picked up.
Picking up from this form isn’t a reason to start screaming he’s world class again though. It’s the bare minimum he owes this club, and he will simply be returning to the level I thought he’d be at already.
If he suddenly starts to run fast, press, win possession, create for himself, dominate games score goals against the top teams and put in influential appearances against the best defenders and turn up if we get to a cup final or in a top 4 crunch match, helping us turn the corner, I’ll say I was wrong.
Good luck with the latter scenario
Your last sentence wants to negate the previous one but I guess it hinges on you definition of "successful" and "work". And I'd also like to see Harry in a hard pressing team since you suggest it could be his cup of tea.
All under the presumption that Conte was here and DL was fulfilling his 1st summer appeasement spend. But casting doubt on what would have happened doesn't negate my hypothetical of being better by selling Harry "ye of the 1 league goal THIS season" Kane and replacing him with Vlahovic + some MFer. It just boils down to are you better off selling 1 good player to buy 2 good players. Answers always yes and anything else is detail or nonsense. But ours boils down to are you willing to sell a 28yo want-away player that has scored 1 league goal in (almost) half a season and looks like he should be contacting NHS for a zimmerframe for a mobile, hungry 21 yo hot shot + a MFer to address 2 problem areas.
No, we wouldn't becuase Kane would still be starting and he'd still have a 4% conversion rate thereby squandering the efforts of the new MFer and stunting Vlahovic's growth in the team. At some point one has to conclude that there is a point at which a player has to be described as hurting his team. Shit, Benz even said it about his own teammate and now look at that teammate flourish. Just takes someone to admit that which we see with our own eyes.
***3% conversion rateI am not sure why you would think Kane would still have a 4% conversion rate.
So your belief is that Conte was sold on upwards of 150M net spend but will have the wool pulled out from under him? Surely, Conte would have had the same demands in the summer as in November, right? And maybe even bigger consdiering he turned us down and shit went sideways, right?Because I don't think that Conte will get the backing he was promised.
It would not suggest that keeping Kane was something that Conte was opposed at all.
So again Five's point has zero merit at all.
So your belief is that Conte was sold on upwards of 150M net spend but will have the wool pulled out from under him? Surely, Conte would have had the same demands in the summer as in November, right? And maybe even bigger consdiering he turned us down and shit went sideways, right?
So here's Conte with his big leverage dick swinging and DL, now humbled from the Nuno experiment and being booed, sidled up to him and lied through his teeth like "I'm keeping Harry Kane because you love him so much AND me and Uncle Joe are gonna kick in 150M smackeroos to build the team". This is what you are suggesting? And DL would be doing this to the exact guy that's gonna run straight to press and absolutely obliterate anything and anyone that he feels wronged him in this situation. Again, this is what you are suggesting.
The main point is that there is zero evidence or common sense argument that Conte wants Kane out.
Years ago, don't count now. Greaves use to knock them in for us back in the day. That mean he can do it today?
Now it's "could". Could is a far cry from "successful". Just doing a job is not success.I don't think it would be the ideal system for him right now but he is smart enough that he could work in that system.
No time for whataboutery. We're talking about Harry Kane so let's constrain it to that.Kane would certainly work in a system like that than a much less talented player who is "suited" for it like say Lucas Moura.
Typically I don't, in general, but I have put a little time into this.Saying good MFer is all well and good but considering what we have seen from this how can you actually think that is something that will happen. What makes you think that Levy and Paratici have a clue of what a good MFer is let alone that they would bring one in.
Was talking about Vlahovic. You might have though I was talking about Benz considering the disparity in his mobility compared with Kanes. But Benz is actually quite a bit old than Harry. Did you know that? Surprised me.
Literally the article was posted about our interest in Vlahovic along with numerous links to MFers.The problem with these talks is they are always hypothetical fantasy land talks not anything close to reality that will happen with Spurs.
I'm getting new updated data in that indeed we could expect said conversion rate to drop to 3%. You should quit while you're 'ahead'.I am not sure why you would think Kane would still have a 4% conversion rate. No reason to think that at all.
We're talking football and understanding when a player is hurting a team. Pretty sure nothing in Benz's personal life affects his ability to see that. Benz would know that Harry is playing against us sometimes and probably blackmail him to give more effort than a OAP with a bad hip.Well if a rapist and criminal like Benz said it I guess we all should listen.
In the summer he said as a coach “I would always play Kane up top as he’s devastating there”Yeah, he was referring to Kane. He already knew that Winks and Dele etc were shit.
Years ago, don't count now. Greaves use to knock them in for us back in the day. That mean he can do it today?
Now it's "could". Could is a far cry from "successful". Just doing a job is not success.
No time for whataboutery. We're talking about Harry Kane so let's constrain it to that.
Typically I don't, in general, but I have put a little time into this.And actually, believe it or not, I don't really care if they screwed up with whomever they brought in. IDC! I'd just be happy for the proper decision to be made and don't like that people think 1 affects the other. There are 2 things needed to be done: 1) sell Harry and 2) rebuild squad/spend the money. The second thing doesn't affect the first one. And if Vlahovic was the replacement then from my little knowledge of the player it seems like that might have been 1 good player. Hopefully we had someone decent in mind for MF.
Was talking about Vlahovic. You might have though I was talking about Benz considering the disparity in his mobility compared with Kanes. But Benz is actually quite a bit old than Harry. Did you know that? Surprised me.
Literally the article was posted about our interest in Vlahovic along with numerous links to MFers.
I'm getting new updated data in that indeed we could expect said conversion rate to drop to 3%. You should quit while you're 'ahead'.
We're talking football and understanding when a player is hurting a team. Pretty sure nothing in Benz's personal life affects his ability to see that. Benz would know that Harry is playing against us sometimes and probably blackmail him to give more effort than a OAP with a bad hip.
Good point and NOT a "lie through his teeth" situation but of similar bad faith and far less brazen. OK, I'm seeing some merit here. I couldn't believe the situation I set up but this situation is plausible. And I bet it could work IF Conte truly is looking at a project AND he is given time. The issue I have here is his 18 month contract which means either DL will have to give some considerations here OR Conte was never on board with this.My contention is more that Levy thinks he will be able to convince Conte that spending the money, not sure on what the actual number is I think Conte is more about specific players than a specific value, that he does on the type of players that Levy wants not that Conte does.
For example, when Conte says he wants (as an example not these specific guys) De Vrij, Brozovic and Romagnoli for 50m Levy will counter and say lets get 21 year old CB from France, 20 year old MF from Spain and Lloyd Kelly from Bournemouth for the same amount.
right. So you see this coming to a head in January? Or Conte getting fucked in January and pouting until later in the season before being 'josed'?I think the issue won't be so much about money but Levy unwilling to bring in players that have no sell on value for him that Conte wants. Levy will spend a certain amount of money as long as he thinks he is a. getting a bargain on the player or b. the player has sell on value and ideally both. The real question is whether he will back Conte when Conte doesn't give a shit about either.
So if Levy told Conte that he can have 75m to spend in January does that mean he if free to buy players that will come at a premium price with no future sell on or will Conte have to conform to Levy's qualifications on how the money is spent.
I see this. I also can see Levy having a conversation with someone and both walking away thinking 2 completely and diametrically opposed things AFTER concluding they agree on something. Too many gentleman's agreements to think otherwise.But yes I think Levy has a big enough ego to think that he can convert Conte to do business his way. As mentioned I think he will make a big amount available but it will have restrictions on how it can be spent.
I'm holding fire on that determination. We'll have better insight depending on how it plays out.The main point is that there is zero evidence or common sense argument that Conte wants Kane out.
Good point and NOT a "lie through his teeth" situation but of similar bad faith and far less brazen. OK, I'm seeing some merit here. I couldn't believe the situation I set up but this situation is plausible. And I bet it could work IF Conte truly is looking at a project AND he is given time. The issue I have here is his 18 month contract which means either DL will have to give some considerations here OR Conte was never on board with this.
right. So you see this coming to a head in January? Or Conte getting fucked in January and pouting until later in the season before being 'josed'?
I see this. I also can see Levy having a conversation with someone and both walking away thinking 2 completely and diametrically opposed things AFTER concluding they agree on something. Too many gentleman's agreements to think otherwise.
I'm holding fire on that determination. We'll have better insight depending on how it plays out.
Spurs fan worries if other Spurs players start outscoring KaneI think that replacing Kane with many other players would result in the same total. It isn't like we have a team of guys outscoring him on this team. If that were the case I would be much more worried.
Again, years ago, so could Greaves. Years ago a lot of people could do a lot of things but he hasn't pressed in years even when the rest were pressing. And he looks like an old man running now. He's not pressing for anyone, anywhere for 90 minutes.
Nonsense reasoning. We haven't seen me jump the grand canyon but I'm fairly certain we should discount the possibility. What most players can do at 28 is different than what they can do at 21. For most it is not as drastic as the athletic falloff we've seen with Kane. Hell, Benz still runs like a teenager at almost 34. Did you know he was older than Kane? Came as news to me considering how majestically he gets around the pitch compared to our Harry.since we haven't seen him fail at it I am not sure why we should discount it.
Could is some possiblity whereas would is a more-likely-than-not possibility. It was walkback language to soften the assertion on your part...it slightly and almost imperceptibly moves the goalposts and changes the argument. just making note of it.What? He could be successful. He would be successful. Seems like an odd semantics thing to latch on to.
It is the definition of whataboutery. Moura is not germane to the conversation about Kane's merits.
Really? I was told that he was more targetman but I've seen some clips that suggest he is, in fact, NOT a big lump. And considering that he IS germane to the Kane convo I will say that he is a shitton more mobile than our English Oak. And would probably be more likely to carry out tactical demands being a young player, moving up a league, and playing for Conte...or just not being a want-away player like our English Oak.
sure it does. It means that 96% of the time that our efforts end at Harry Kane's feet this season they are wasted. Oops, I almost forgot. Make the 97% of the time. In case you didn't know that is not very good.The conversion rate means nothing so get whatever useless data you want.
I could say I don't think Van Gogh understood shit about the composition of paint but would that matter when considering his artistic renderings? So yeah, what I saying is...I'm comparing Benz to Van Gogh biatch!!!! Suck it, Iggy!I don't think Benzema understands shit about football or non-football things so his opinion means nothing.