Maber in a nutshell.
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Islington Gazette
Gunners firing ahead of season opener
"Woolwich seem to have gotten their preparation for the season spot on, perfecting new tactics on and off the ball, integrating new signings, and cultivating a jovial attitude around the camp *as they look to push for a place in the top four this season. [* My italics and bold]Last season, Woolwich were slow out of the gates with signings not finalised, a dysfunctional leadership group and an unfortunate Covid outbreak on opening day resulting in an embarrassing loss to top-flight new boys Brentford to kick off the season.
Palace will present a similarly hostile challenge, but this time Woolwich have the tools to start off with a win".
I fancy Palace to give them the shaft. Am saying it quietly for now, but I think the bubble will burst opening game.
Would piss myself laughing for days if this happens.
Also would shit myself laughing if Jesus missed a pen or something
Amazon documentary out tomorrow. With ours, journalists got to see it the day before, so hopefully there are some laughs and destabilising reports tonight ahead of their game later this week. It is probably wishful thinking but fingers crossed it really undermines them.
No doubt all the memes will be out by the time they kick off.
From Palace forum
VG
Clyne Andersen Guehi Mitchell
Doucoure Schlupp
Eze
Ayew Mateta Zaha
Subs (if 9 is right):
Butland or Johnstone or Whitworth (in that order)
Hughes
Richards
Milivojevic
Ebiowei
Edouard
Benteke
Ward
Plange
Agree we should really harass them. Few teams deserve the slur "they don't like it up them" quite as much as the Arse.
VG
Clyne Andersen Guehi Mitchell
Doucoure Schlupp
Eze
Ayew Mateta Zaha
Subs (if 9 is right):
Butland or Johnstone or Whitworth (in that order)
Hughes
Richards
Milivojevic
Ebiowei
Edouard
Benteke
Ward
Plange
Agree we should really harass them. Few teams deserve the slur "they don't like it up them" quite as much as the Arse.
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Arteta is a moron, surely when you play you should zone out everything else bar the game. No wonder he falls out with all the experienced pros. They probably think he is an idiot.
I hope he remains manager of this lot forever.
Getting Shutter Island vibes where they let the lunatic pretend to be a detective.
Oh, you want to be a real manager, Mikel? Here’s a three year contract.
What’s that, you want to play YNWA while the players train as a coping mechanism because you was a rabbit in headlights?
That’s a great idea Mikel we’re all really looking forward to it.
Even the players are in it as they’re not pissing themselves.
Freak.
You have got to be kidding me.
What a fucking moron.
Oh, and Liverpool fans will absolutely love this - Woolwich playing their song during training? Fucking hell…
Well this has made my day.
