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Transfers Summer 2022 Transfer Thread.

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Out of interest why don't people want Depay?

Definitely his perception. Seems like he would fit perfectly at Woolwich. Actually think he's Auba but less skilled. 100% me first kind of player. Legend in his own mind. Yet failed at two of the biggest clubs. "Call me Memphis" when he first went to United.

Just don't see him as a good squad fit at all. Don't even seen him as an impact sub.
 
Regarding Destiny Udogie: we have heard the following, or similar, jokes about him (too) many times already:

It was his Destiny to join Spurs, etc.
Destiny Udogie is a great name for a stripper, etc.
We know what his favorite position is… etc.
Snoop made a song about him: “Who let the Udogie out.” Etc.
The famous quotes: “Thrown to the Udogie,” & “Every Udogie must have his day,” etc
Udogie is man’s best friend, etc.
Is his age measured by Udogie years? Etc.

Once the transfer window opened this summer, signor Paratici called Udine FC and asked them,” Is Udogie in the window for sale?"

Try something new instead and come up with jokes about his other first name: Iyenoma
Loan him out, he could be a mole?
 
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