Regarding Destiny Udogie: we have heard the following, or similar, jokes about him (too) many times already:
It was his Destiny to join Spurs, etc.
Destiny Udogie is a great name for a stripper, etc.
We know what his favorite position is… etc.
Snoop made a song about him: “Who let the Udogie out.” Etc.
The famous quotes: “Thrown to the Udogie,” & “Every Udogie must have his day,” etc
Udogie is man’s best friend, etc.
Is his age measured by Udogie years? Etc.
Once the transfer window opened this summer, signor Paratici called Udine FC and asked them,” Is Udogie in the window for sale?"
Try something new instead and come up with jokes about his other first name: Iyenoma