Match West Ham United VS Tottenham Hotspur - Wednesday 31th August, London Stadium 19:45

[skywalker68]

If we can get under their skin early doors, rub salt in, I think we can cure our slow first half woes.

That said, we may have to jamón, play a bit of tippy tapa to see the game out .

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We played like this against Parma

 

[tart]

If we can get under their skin early doors, rub salt in, I think we can cure our slow first half woes.

That said, we may have to jamón, play a bit of tippy tapa to see the game out .

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Half way through that I glazed over, honey.





I can call you honey, can't I?

 

[Bill Madrid]

Half way through that I glazed over, honey.





I can call you honey, can't I?

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Que será, serrá ¿no?

 

[Murphy]

We need to win this. I'll be as happy as a pig in shit.

 

[tart]

Que será, serrá ¿no?

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thé thé thé thé thé thé

 

[oldwiltshireyid]

Shit cunt club,
Shit cunt gobby fans,
Shit cunt excuse of a stadium,
Shit cunt colours.
Fucking hate the shit cunts.

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I like people that don’t sit on the fence ! Let them have it , both barrels , nice one!

 

[Murphy]

Shit cunt club,
Shit cunt gobby fans,
Shit cunt excuse of a stadium,
Shit cunt colours.
Fucking hate the shit cunts.

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What's the tune of that one mate

 

[CarrieFi]

Hopefully West Ham don’t Hog too much of the ball tomorrow

 

[The Absolute GOAT]

What's the tune of that one mate

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Que sera sera

 

[thinktank]

Forster, Doherty, Sessegnon, Emerson, Sanchez, Lenglet, Bentancur, Skipp, Son​

 

[Spurshaker]

What's the tune of that one mate

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[FOK]

Wouldn’t expect Paqueta would have a work permit in time for tomo?

 

[tart]

Que será, serrá ¿no?

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I can't imagine that you'd ever be responsible for a typo, Bill, but I've always thought it was 'Que será, será'. Enlighten me, por favorio monsieur. ( I can handle subjunctives etc, so don't spare the horses)

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[NorseYid]

Shit cunt club,
Shit cunt gobby fans,
Shit cunt excuse of a stadium,
Shit cunt colours.
Fucking hate the shit cunts.

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yes yes but Lady Brady

 

[meaningless-friendly]

These puns definitely ain't kosher.

 

[yes]

It’s their cup final. Their form doesn’t matter.

We’ve managed to get 10 points from 12 despite playing pretty poorly throughout. Tomorrow would be a good time to start showing form otherwise I reckon we’ll drop points.

 

[The Absolute GOAT]

Might lose my fucking mind if we carry on using these goddamn puns in every match thread.

 

[Sean]

Might lose my fucking mind if we carry on using these goddamn puns in every match thread.

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Can carry on till the weekend as we have Ful-Ham

 

[Coys1955]

Might lose my fucking mind if we carry on using these goddamn puns in every match thread.

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Now you’re telling porkies.

 

[The Absolute GOAT]

Can carry on till the weekend as we have Ful-Ham

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