serra no? Geddit?
Ah don't worry we can't all be good at puns. Sit down and put the telly on. There's a gammon soon.
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Match West Ham United VS Tottenham Hotspur - Wednesday 31th August, London Stadium 19:45
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Ah don't worry we can't all be good at puns. Sit down and put the telly on. There's a gammon soon.
Don’t worry. We’re going to smoke the spam.We need to win this. I'll be as happy as a pig in shit.
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Damn I didn't know that picture existed. Giving me a little remorse!Meh. Let Pacqueta start.
The ECL is working out wondrously. Top notch comp, tip of the hat to UEFA.
By the end of the week, these ought to be rooted firmly to the bottom of the table.
By the end of the week, these ought to be rooted firmly to the bottom of the table.
I was over-reaching for a Serrano pun. The ¿no? is a Spanish "innit?" innit.
Of course, we only ever eat the best Ibérico in Casa Madrid, but that was a pun opportunity too far.
Hamming it up again?
will dan james play
You’d have to have one first.
Bin vote cast for trying to start a cunt off.
Plastic gooner.
Wind your neck in. Get a brain and a job.
I’m assuming your username is ironic
Spense?
Forster, Doherty, Sessegnon, Emerson, Sanchez, Lenglet, Bentancur, Skipp, Son
About 10 years back, im bailifing in east London, Stepney. Im showing the spammer the ropes. Use respect , try to see it through the debtors mind etc.
Anyway, we go to a flat for a miss. Im leading so spammer stands away so not to scare people. Scared people dont talk to you.
A fella comes out, maybe 10 years my junior. Hes a cocky fucker and has a little bit about him. He then says to me, Gooner? Instant response from me is, Yid. He tells me he's proper ICF.
Now we turned into a pair of stags, sizing each other out. All smiles but it coming.
Out of nowhere Spammer walks over and tells him that he has seen him at the games and that he's two bob and that other spammers laugh at him. Spammer is proper in this fellas face and im laughing.
Spammer moves forward like he is going to lamp the fella.
Geezer runs into the flat. Comes to the window and tells the spammer thats he's a disgrace.
The not so famous ICF .
Anyway, we go to a flat for a miss. Im leading so spammer stands away so not to scare people. Scared people dont talk to you.
A fella comes out, maybe 10 years my junior. Hes a cocky fucker and has a little bit about him. He then says to me, Gooner? Instant response from me is, Yid. He tells me he's proper ICF.
Now we turned into a pair of stags, sizing each other out. All smiles but it coming.
Out of nowhere Spammer walks over and tells him that he has seen him at the games and that he's two bob and that other spammers laugh at him. Spammer is proper in this fellas face and im laughing.
Spammer moves forward like he is going to lamp the fella.
Geezer runs into the flat. Comes to the window and tells the spammer thats he's a disgrace.
The not so famous ICF .
everyone over there is from the ice cream firm, until it gets out on them them it was a shirter
