Someone in another thread mentioned the smarminess of the gooner team. Made me wonder when I stopped being a footy-supporter and started being a 'Spurs are the only team that aren't full of cunts - supporter'.
Goons: I was late to this party. But I remember the event when my strong dislike for the goons became hatred: Walcott's 2-finger gesture as he was stretchered off. I realised they were full of smug fucks and not one of them was a decent human being. A proper shower of arseholes.
Chavs: Honestly? When I went to a party in chelsea and saw what a shithole it was, full of entitled twats fighting over skanks. But specifically when they beat us in the semi final at WHL in 2008(?) by playing like cunts and then lying down for 5 minutes at a time for the ENTIRE second half. I was there for that and it was *almost* all worth it when a crazed fan ran on the pitch and tried to hay-maker Lampard. He got a warning from a teammate just as it was about to land and managed to duck, but it was a gnat's whisker from giving me sweet relief.
Manure: that comeback. Cunts. I fucking despised them anyway for their constant cheating (They must have been responsible for 50% of the rules written or rewritten in the past 20 years under Fergie). But that 5-goal comeback was where my blood turned to ice.
Spam: Mark Fucking Noble. I don't know exactly when. Frankly, I didn't really think about them. But this prick just kept on coming up with new ways to make me hate him. I guess you could say it reached peak when they were the first to beat us at new WHL.
Shitty: This was a slow-burner, but end of 2020, I think, when they won the PL and our backup goalie, Mr Dandruff said "they've not just won it, they've won it the right way" and I realised a) he's a fucking moron and b) footie is getting rogered by a big wedge of filthy lucre and we're the only team doing it the 'right way'. Fair play to Levy, tbh.
EDIT:
Dippers: Thanks to
Ionman34
and
Shotgunofmichalebrow
, I have found my inner wrath and Dippers are now on the list. Primarily for the 82-year drought at the big bin, secondly for the branded candles and shirts in inappropriate places but also for the CL final, normalising plastic teeth and sounding like someone cleaning a window.
Goons: I was late to this party. But I remember the event when my strong dislike for the goons became hatred: Walcott's 2-finger gesture as he was stretchered off. I realised they were full of smug fucks and not one of them was a decent human being. A proper shower of arseholes.
Chavs: Honestly? When I went to a party in chelsea and saw what a shithole it was, full of entitled twats fighting over skanks. But specifically when they beat us in the semi final at WHL in 2008(?) by playing like cunts and then lying down for 5 minutes at a time for the ENTIRE second half. I was there for that and it was *almost* all worth it when a crazed fan ran on the pitch and tried to hay-maker Lampard. He got a warning from a teammate just as it was about to land and managed to duck, but it was a gnat's whisker from giving me sweet relief.
Manure: that comeback. Cunts. I fucking despised them anyway for their constant cheating (They must have been responsible for 50% of the rules written or rewritten in the past 20 years under Fergie). But that 5-goal comeback was where my blood turned to ice.
Spam: Mark Fucking Noble. I don't know exactly when. Frankly, I didn't really think about them. But this prick just kept on coming up with new ways to make me hate him. I guess you could say it reached peak when they were the first to beat us at new WHL.
Shitty: This was a slow-burner, but end of 2020, I think, when they won the PL and our backup goalie, Mr Dandruff said "they've not just won it, they've won it the right way" and I realised a) he's a fucking moron and b) footie is getting rogered by a big wedge of filthy lucre and we're the only team doing it the 'right way'. Fair play to Levy, tbh.
EDIT:
Dippers: Thanks to
Ionman34
and
Shotgunofmichalebrow
, I have found my inner wrath and Dippers are now on the list. Primarily for the 82-year drought at the big bin, secondly for the branded candles and shirts in inappropriate places but also for the CL final, normalising plastic teeth and sounding like someone cleaning a window.
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