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Player Dejan Kulusevski

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Another slow clogger that has to be like a delicate flower that needs this exact system and that exact system just to be able to do the exact same cut inside left foot move over and over and unable to beat his man.

Try him in CAM or move on. We cant keep hoping everyones gunna come good all the time

Why is it as soon as a player lose form you guys right them off this guy just came off injury. Being fast doesnt mean you can play football it's not track and field, you need to chill.
 
Another slow clogger that has to be like a delicate flower that needs this exact system and that exact system just to be able to do the exact same cut inside left foot move over and over and unable to beat his man.

Try him in CAM or move on. We cant keep hoping everyones gunna come good all the time

Comes good? He's already 'come good' and shown us what he can do. He's in a bad run of form - it happens.

Don't act like his previous good form didn't exist. No, we won't be moving him on or trying him at CAM. We'll be sticking with him.

You can move on though. Go on. Off you fuck.

Here's yer shoes.

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Fuck me, he's 22 years old and was a stand out player, not just for us, but in the entire PL last season.
He had a nasty injury this year and our whole team has been dog shit making it very hard for anyone to stand out.

I'm sure half the fans digging out Kulu are the same ones who still think Moura deserves minutes because of one half of one game, 4 fucking years ago.
 
Another slow clogger that has to be like a delicate flower that needs this exact system and that exact system just to be able to do the exact same cut inside left foot move over and over and unable to beat his man.

Try him in CAM or move on. We cant keep hoping everyones gunna come good all the time

WOWWWWW.
Whole new level of kneejerk here.

22 yo player.
Came in mid-season last year.
Since then has scored 7 and assisted 13 goals (!) in EPL with 2700 minutes (goal or assist every 133 minutes).
Has like 4 or 5 poor games.

And BAM!
He is "slow clogger".

Some here seem to have absolutely 0 perspective on anything that happens in the wide world.
 
WOWWWWW.
Whole new level of kneejerk here.

22 yo player.
Came in mid-season last year.
Since then has scored 7 and assisted 13 goals (!) in EPL with 2700 minutes (goal or assist every 133 minutes).
Has like 4 or 5 poor games.

And BAM!
He is "slow clogger".

Some here seem to have absolutely 0 perspective on anything that happens in the wide world.

He has a few goals against the likes of Norwich, Leeds, southampton, aston villa, in games we were already comfortably winning

4-0 leeds
4-0 aston villa
5-0 norwich
4-1 southampton

Hugely inflated stats. He was rubbish before the injury. He literally had 2 good games at the start of the season. Is that the bar now? He had a fairly decent quarter of a season last year which was hugely inflated just because he was new. Since then he has offered absolutely nothing. Said it months ago. Saying it now. The new harry winks and we will have these excuses for the next decade. Pull up a chair. Its going to be a long boring thread. But we love these types of players.

Remember, iv never been wrong once in my life, and my opinions often blow the minds of NPCs until about 6 - 12 months when reality finally comes through. Its a burden that weighs heavy on my shoulders, but like Jesus its a sacrifice im willing to make for you
 
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He has a few goals against the likes of Norwich, Leeds, southampton, aston villa, in games we were already comfortably winning

4-0 leeds
4-0 aston villa
5-0 norwich
4-1 southampton

Hugely inflated stats. He was rubbish before the injury. He literally had 2 good games at the start of the season. Is that the bar now? He had a fairly decent quarter of a season last year which was hugely inflated just because he was new. Since then he has offered absolutely nothing. Said it months ago. Saying it now. The new harry winks and we will have these excuses for the next decade. Pull up a chair. Its going to be a long boring thread. But we love these types of players.

Remember, iv never been wrong once in my life, and my opinions often blow the minds of NPCs until about 6 - 12 months when reality finally comes through. Its a burden that weighs heavy on my shoulders
all games that for years we struggled to break down due to a lack of quality in the final third. the reason we battered them is largely due to him.

cunty really fucked it when he dropped him so rich could get a game and left son out there whos been useless all year. that was dreadful management. kulu was white fucking hot at the time and yea granted hes not got back to them heights, but that cunt of a manager has done that by dragging out the most inform player.
 
all games that for years we struggled to break down due to a lack of quality in the final third. the reason we battered them is largely due to him.

cunty really fucked it when he dropped him so rich could get a game and left son out there whos been useless all year. that was dreadful management. kulu was white fucking hot at the time and yea granted hes not got back to them heights, but that cunt of a manager has done that by dragging out the most inform player.
fair enough. We will see. If im wrong ill delete my account.
 
Kulusevski’s like what you get if you make Mahrez play with cement filled saddlebags.

How the fuck did we let ourselves get talked into an "obligation" not an "option", are they similar words in Italian?
 
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this kulu is an absolute beast. granted its only southampton but still. the ability is there, hes still only young so hes going to get better. looks to me like hes a confidence player and needs a proper run. i cant remember seeing us have a player whos in the hottest form at the club then be dropped out the team? very fucking strange, but then thats what cunty is all about. blokes an absolute cunt
 
He’s been playing bad lately but he’s obviously an intelligent player. Some of you can’t recognize an intelligent player from a one dimensional bumbler.

The team strategy is obviously shit right now… every other game we don’t have a clue what to do and he’s clearly frustrated.
 
all games that for years we struggled to break down due to a lack of quality in the final third. the reason we battered them is largely due to him.

cunty really fucked it when he dropped him so rich could get a game and left son out there whos been useless all year. that was dreadful management. kulu was white fucking hot at the time and yea granted hes not got back to them heights, but that cunt of a manager has done that by dragging out the most inform player.
And in his weakest position at that...
 
He has a few goals against the likes of Norwich, Leeds, southampton, aston villa, in games we were already comfortably winning

4-0 leeds
4-0 aston villa
5-0 norwich
4-1 southampton

Hugely inflated stats. He was rubbish before the injury. He literally had 2 good games at the start of the season. Is that the bar now? He had a fairly decent quarter of a season last year which was hugely inflated just because he was new. Since then he has offered absolutely nothing. Said it months ago. Saying it now. The new harry winks and we will have these excuses for the next decade. Pull up a chair. Its going to be a long boring thread. But we love these types of players.

Remember, iv never been wrong once in my life, and my opinions often blow the minds of NPCs until about 6 - 12 months when reality finally comes through. Its a burden that weighs heavy on my shoulders, but like Jesus its a sacrifice im willing to make for you

Oh, good.

I will wait for your in depth analysis about how "Most Kane goals have come from comfortable victories, so basically he is overhyped white Darren Bent".

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