Match Tottenham vs Tamworth | FA Cup 3rd Round

[Slav]

He can't. He's playing for Tamworth.

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Thank you for a spot of laughter in this utterly humourless performance.

 

[White Van Jan]

Fuck off with that. Explain the ‘joke’ in your OP.

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Levy knows fuck all about football kapeesh

 

[Cranston]

It’s not so much softness, it’s a lack of creative ability - it’s been a problem against bus park defences all season. Players like Johnson, Werner,l, Sarr are no good at creating from nothing or dribbling past set defences. Solanke works hard but likewise.

Johnson genuinely wouldn’t look out of place playing for Tamworth, such a fucking limited footballer.

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If one positive can come out of this game, we can finally put the Brennan Johnson discussion to bed.

He is fucking pitiful.

 

[Zoidberg]

If we lose this the players should be put on suicide watch. But like, Epstein level suicide watch.

 

[Deuterz]

It’s not so much softness, it’s a lack of creative ability - it’s been a problem against bus park defences all season. Players like Johnson, Werner,l, Sarr are no good at creating from nothing or dribbling past set defences. Solanke works hard but likewise.

Johnson genuinely wouldn’t look out of place playing for Tamworth, such a fucking limited footballer.

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Yeah we lack the creative players to score against Tamworth, give Ange another few hundred million and he might manage it..

 

[Ed Vanderlay]

We miss Kane his experience in the farmers league would be handy now

 

[bus-conductor]

Ffs why leave Johnson on the pitch, he’s a fucking hindrance

 

[dustybin]

We always pick out an opposition player when crossing

 

[thinktank]

If one positive can come out of this game, we can finally put the Brennan Johnson discussion to bed.

He is fucking pitiful.

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Absolute poverty.

 

[NorthernSpur]

Levy knows fuck all about football kapeesh

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Maybe a bit too obscure if that was your intention.

 

[Deuterz]

If one positive can come out of this game, we can finally put the Brennan Johnson discussion to bed.

He is fucking pitiful.

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Nope - Parisien & co will still say he has scored some goals so its fine. These debates are never put to bed no matter how much shit we're served, there will always be a Spurs fan who will defend a new low.

 

[ThePreacher]

Butchers, Carpenters. Electricians, Binmen, Ditch Diggers, Milkmen, all making Tamworth look like a Premier League side.

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

I'd fire Lange for ever bringing Timo Werner to our club. We need to just pay RKM or Oshimen whatever it fucking takes.

 

[JDefoe]

We desperately need actual attacking talent.

 

[White Van Jan]

Ffs why leave Johnson on the pitch, he’s a fucking hindrance

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£50m Ange pick I'm guessing

 

[zakalwe]

If we lose this the players should be put on suicide watch. But like, Epstein level suicide watch.

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Shut the fuck up you tit

 

[Pepperami]

These chumps can't manage a single goal against Tamworth. They're finding it too difficult a task.

 

[RicharliSon]

Nope - Parisien

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Our favourite Frenchie also thinks France are the Real Madrid of International football.

 

[Sir Ledders]

We will this in extra time but the players have been a disgrace today. They havent turned up thinking this would be a walkover. Ange will have every right to be fuming with them.

 

[The Mercurial No.10]

Is he keeping all these players on thinking about penalty takers?

I seem to remember our last penalties something along the lines of no one really wanting to fucking take one as they've no bollocks.