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Management The Ange Postecoglou always wins stuff in his second season positivity thread: evAngelists only

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Protesting not achieving fuck all either

This club's not a democracy, it's a dictatorship who have been rumbled for scamming their public but still knows the public don't have the power to get them out.
But also knows the public aka customers will continue to contribute to his retirement. Even if all Spurs fans boycott he will just sell them to away fans, day trippers and tourists. He's a cunt of the highest order. The King of Cunts.
 
If your wife is Margot Robbie but she enjoys pegging you with a 10inch dildo every morning and your mates wife is Melissa McCarthy and she wakes him up with a blowjob every morning who has the better wife outcome??
So many follow up questions. E.g. being married to Margot, is being pegged by the dildo the only sexual activity in the relationship. Am I still allowed to go on golf trips with my mates?
 
Well I'm POSITIVE that this fat clown will be gone soon.

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It's ironic that we could win the Europa League in our worst ever season. Our 17 year wait for a trophy comes in a season where we'll probably have lost 25 games!

It's some mess. I don't know how we comeback from this. Hard to get behind any manager under this ownership. It's just going to be the same again isn't it?

Winning a cup would be cool though! Papers over the cracks for a few months at least. Losing another final is obviously what will happen and it'll just sum up my existence as a spurs fan
 
In other, more positive news, has anyone else noticed how good looking our players are. I mean Vic, Porro, Romero, Micky, Destiny, Gray, Bergvall, Madders, Radu, Bents. Even Solanke at a push. I mean if there were a league for sexiness we'd have won it with games to spare 😍😂
 
This thread seems to be missing some of its positivity vibes. Please return them immediately.
There are strong rumours coming out of the club that Levy is planning on releasing a naked calendar over the summer to raise funds to help with our despairing financial plight

The calendar will feature Levy exclusively and will be a chance to see the more vulnerable side of our illustrious leader

My sources tell me it's all completely tasteful which might disappoint some but still think it's worth sharing as a bit of light at the end of the tunnel

Season ticket holders and members will have a priority window to purchase , I'll let you know on timelines when my sources confirm it

COYS, Daniel
 
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There are strong rumours coming out of the club that Levy is planning on releasing a naked calendar over the summer to raise funds to help with our despairing financial plight

The calendar will feature Levy exclusively and will be a chance to see the more vulnerable side of our illustrious leader

My sources tell me it's all completely tasteful which might disappoint some but still think it's worth sharing as a bit of light at the end of the tunnel

Season ticket holders and members will have a priority window to purchase , I'll let you know on timelines when my sources confirm it

COYS, Daniel
Rumours from the Bergvall camp are that he signed long term because Ange was confirmed to be staying on for the next two seasons. So we get a calendar of Levy and get to keep Ange around as well. Good news just keeps on coming.
 
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