Match The Bodø Affair - Part Two: Bodø/Glimt of Nordland vs The Mighty Tottenham - 2000hrs 8th May 2025 - UEFA Europa League Semi Final Leg 2

[Chelmsford Spurs]

Genuinely think I could've got that on target and I've got hooves for feet

 

[Slav]

Biss getting too much wind drag on those stupid long shorts?

 

[KingstonSpur]

I would get Johnson and Kulu off. Both have been pathetic.

 

[spids]

Mattaface saying “I’m sure Ange Postecoglou has got a plan.” lol.

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Let's be fair - he clearly does and it is working.

 

[PointToPatrik]

Bissouma really has no technique at all when it comes to shooting. For a 'baller' it is incredibly disappointing.

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"Ballers" usually are bad at shooting. They are more known for their dribbling and such.

 

[Hoddle2Waddle]

The most entertaining boring game

 

[Airfixx]

Bergvall and Madders make such a difference to our transitions and forward momentum. There's barely a shred of creativity in this side.

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It's all on Porro to create tonight.

Tough gig.

 

[Kaz Hirai]

Terrible game of football, but that's absolutely perfect. Totally killed their rhythm, another 45 of that will do nicely.

Would like a bit more work from Richie, he's leaving udogie a bit isolated for my taste

 

[Phomesy]

Boring boring half but I'll take it because we have too.

Udogie and Porro clearly our best despite what some absolute fucking clowns on here would have you believe.

I sometimes wonder how we ever score at all watching our front 3. We need so much better

 

[thinktank]

Great half for us.

Perfect tempo.

Just held off on the gap-leaving pressing and we'll be fine.

And Bladcunt needs to fuck off the grass pitch and roll it back and we play on the astro.

Can't remember the last time we looked so stable on the ball.

 

[WinterWarrior]

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He fucking wishes he had a plan that worked that good.

 

[Rebrov_Likes]

Deki looks like a local pub player who’s turned up to make up the numbers.

 

[Ttonite]

I tell you now, I’m so wrecked with nerves, I don’t know how to make another half of this. We’re not playing badly buuuuut we’re not playing great either.

 

[SA96]

Stats show Bodo Glimt have had 1 big chance.

What was this?

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

Pretty dull game so far. But from a league one game it’s what you get

 

[Gazzapen]

I swear Biss could shoot at Brighton

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He did. He was aiming for the net at Brighton.

 

[Football Chap]

Brilliant effort from Solanke first half, didn't stop running. Kulu a bit invisible. Slow pace of the game suits us so not too disappointed that it's not a great game.

 

[5purs]

dejan, pull your finger out mate! jesus

 

[spids]

I would get Johnson and Kulu off. Both have been pathetic.

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Agree. Johnson (stupid booking apart) does not press at all well. Kulu man marking their #7, bit looks so leggy.

 

[Os22]

No idea where anyone is seeing anything to worry them.

This has been easy from a team that everyone was wanking over telling us to be worried about coming here.

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Honestly the only thing that really matters is we’re halfway there, not much to scare us in that first half and tbh we’ve had the best two chances as well.