Match The Bodø Affair - Part Two: Bodø/Glimt of Nordland vs The Mighty Tottenham - 2000hrs 8th May 2025 - UEFA Europa League Semi Final Leg 2

[matspur]

The lack of ingenuity in this forward line is fucking staggering.

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Not sure anyone in the Spurs team this evening have any guile whatsoever.

 

[Ed Vanderlay]

Yawn fest of a first half , happy with more of the same

 

[Rebrov_Likes]

Great half.

Perfect tempo.

Just held off on the gap-leaving pressing and we'll be fine.

And Bladcunt needs to fuck off the grass pitch and roll it back and we play on the astro.

Can't remember the last time we looked so stable on the ball.

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Eh? We can barely string three passes together. All our chances have come from turnovers.

 

[Furball man]

Not great but it’ll do

 

[Herclueless]

They look like a league one team

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Yeah but Bodo don't look great either...

 

[Doc]

I thought he has lost hope in the season but ffs it's a semi with a chance to go to the end. He's just invisible and lumbering on this half.

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Always just running beyond play into oblivion. Really poor out of possession.

 

[LLB Part Deux]

We’d had Conte coaching for 18 months: now we’ve had Ange for longer.

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Yeah, but we gave the ball away under Conte in midfield a lot too. They made a big deal out of Ange's training when he arrived - the short passing and control stuff.

 

[Doom Funk]

Kulusexy cooked in that first half

Richarlison was his sous chef

Let's feast

 

[Mick Cooper]

So strange how we were an absolute passing machine when Ange first arrived and now we can't keep the ball at all.

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This is a " what have, we hold" game, amazing as it might seem - the manager with no plan B

Is playing a Plan B

 

[Bazali]

I would get Johnson and Kulu off. Both have been pathetic.

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Which we knew they would be!

 

[The Absolute GOAT]

So far so good.

Doing what is needed. I’ll take that.

 

[Raf]

I’m happy with that half.

Playing calm and composed and not going for goal when it isn’t on even if it’s tempting.

 

[Gazzapen]

Could argue both are shit but one scores lots of goals and is club top scorer

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And goes missing for 80 percent of the game, while we let in more than he has scored.

 

[spursmalc]

So far so good but however late they score it will be nervous knowing that another will force Extra time. Pitch seems ok.

 

[Jose Dominguez 25]

Looked comfortable to me. But fucking hell we are ponderous on the ball. Just awful to watch.

 

[peter merison]

I just hope I am just as bored in the second half

 

[Slav]

Kulusexy cooked in that first half

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Cooked himself into oblivion

 

[nicoclaesen]

Well happy with that. They don’t offer much apart from being neat and tidy. We really do miss madders and Bergvall though. No control when we are in possession. Deki and Johnson passengers and need so much more off them. Solanke will blow up after 60 mins with the amount of running he’s doing. Such a selfless player.

Very comfortable but it’s still in the balance.

 

[Cranston]

First half done.

Poor, but doesn't matter.

I like Solanke, but I do worry he's turning into too much of a 'worker'. There's definitely a case of diminishing returns and I'd like to see a little more craft and guile as opposed to effort.

 

[meaningless-friendly]

Shit, uneventful game. Exactly what we want tonight, another 45 mins please. Get home, thaw out and prepare for the Mancs.