He'd be interesting at being crap at football. My god.
Having high xG per 90 but not actually scoring many (because you suck) isn't a good thing. He's a fucking donkey. Liverpool are desperate to get rid - a CF playing for a great side who has scored 9, 11 and 5 league goals. He runs about a bit and occasionally does something fun but he's an absolute fucking mess of a footballer.
Richarlison has had better prem seasons. Solanke's best prem season blows anything Darwin has done out of the water. Son replacement? Fucketh me ... he's absolute shit out wide!
Nunez averages a goal/assist every 160 min in the PL last season (his worst ever season), every 107 min in 23/24. Solanke was 183.75 last season and 151 min in 23/24. That's real goals and assists, not just X's.
On top of that, this guy helps you not concede goals with his off ball graft from the front. He's relentless, and does it properly.
I get he's an agent of chaos, and there a slicker cunts out there, but we aren't fucking signing them. Someone like him to have in the armoury wouldn't be terrible, depending on the fee/salary of course.
