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Player Xavi Simons

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Hi Pathfinder. I'm Kelly.
I'm Kelly...

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Kelly needs to get over herself. Very weird flex these people and their narcissism. As for the obtuse angle that's usually what fat people on dating apps do, it even has a name can't recall now.
Every time we see/read/hear them, on our phones, our laptops/PCs, we're feeding them. People need to stop sharing their shit. If you *really* want to, just do a screenshot and share that. Then you can talk about it without feeding them. They don't get the stats, revenue, 'power', influence etc. No one should be helping these twats get onto their pedestals.

Sorry, min-rant. Just had coffee. Point stands, though.
 
Every time we see/read/hear them, on our phones, our laptops/PCs, we're feeding them. People need to stop sharing their shit. If you *really* want to, just do a screenshot and share that. Then you can talk about it without feeding them. They don't get the stats, revenue, 'power', influence etc. No one should be helping these twats get onto their pedestals.

Sorry, min-rant. Just had coffee. Point stands, though.
If your done, I'll help myself to a slice of that rant. Half these dopey mares entire life plan is paid concubine of a bloke they know nothing about. Every last one of these idiots should be forced in to an actual job.
 
I think this makes more sense:

Ohhhhhhhh Xavi Xavi,
Xavi Xavi Xavi Xavi Simons.

I would like a songwriting credit and 20% of the royalties.
I think we need something a bit more original for a marquee signing. Considering how made up we all are for getting him, I'd suggest Pharelle Williams' Happy. How about something like this...

Clap along if you know that the Spurs are on the up,
Cos we got Xavi,
Clap along if you know that we're gonna win another cup,
Cos we got Xavi,
Clap along if you know that Chelsea lost the bid,
Cos we got Xavi,
Clap along cos you know that Xavi is now a Yid.

Work in progress...
 
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