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Transfers Summer 2026 Transfer Thread
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It’s like the fabled ark of the covenant.. it doesn't exist.
Especially when you are as dirt poor as Spurs.
We're on the brink of bankruptcy, really can't afford to be foolish with transfers and wages.
That will genuinely be one of our excuses
Another will be new manager wanting time to assess players
As will not having European competition so will need to shrink the squad size down
Obviously won't ever happen cause ENIC are cunts and Vinai is a double agent, but club like Spurs all things considered, that's what we should (must?) do. Otherwise we'll never reach the heights they're talking about and that we fans deserve.
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GK x 2...can't wait to shift that
cunt.
CB x 1 or 2 - genuinely think we'll lose both Romero (
) & Micky...so would need two top adds. Kev & Vusko (unless the kid also asks to leave?) with Jun'ai as backup is good, but need at least one monster, ideally left-footed.
FB x 2 or 3 - I really wouldn't shed a tear if both Porro & Udogie got shown the door...at least one of them please God! Djed can fight it out with our elite quality newbie for the RB spot, and assuming Robertson joins in the summer, we need better than Souza as his deputy at LB.
Ball winner - reckon they'll make Pally permanent. Not opposed to it, as long as we shift Biss & Bentancur...and that he doesn’t start week in week out.
DLP - imperative. They are out there, just pay the friggin money.
Wingers x 2 or 3 - none of the current incumbents (and I'm including Kulu) should start for a club that wants to win. I'd sell Tel, Kudus too (I know), loan Odobert and/or Mikey out. Get two of the best in the game, they can start most weeks. Kulu can deputise along with another newbie.
CF - fuck Richarlison & Kolo Muani. Send the Irish and Scottish kids on Champo loans. Dom is first backup (hoping he stays fit), Lankshear the 2nd. Sign an absolute monster to lead the line...or even play up top with Dom/Lanks whenever the game calls for 4-4-2.
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But yeah, we all know it'll be a couple kids from Vietnam and Bolivia, along with 3 players from relegated sides...welcome Jose Sa, Wan-Bissaka & Lyle Foster.
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GK x 2...can't wait to shift that
cunt.CB x 1 or 2 - genuinely think we'll lose both Romero (
) & Micky...so would need two top adds. Kev & Vusko (unless the kid also asks to leave?) with Jun'ai as backup is good, but need at least one monster, ideally left-footed.FB x 2 or 3 - I really wouldn't shed a tear if both Porro & Udogie got shown the door...at least one of them please God! Djed can fight it out with our elite quality newbie for the RB spot, and assuming Robertson joins in the summer, we need better than Souza as his deputy at LB.
Ball winner - reckon they'll make Pally permanent. Not opposed to it, as long as we shift Biss & Bentancur...and that he doesn’t start week in week out.
DLP - imperative. They are out there, just pay the friggin money.
Wingers x 2 or 3 - none of the current incumbents (and I'm including Kulu) should start for a club that wants to win. I'd sell Tel, Kudus too (I know), loan Odobert and/or Mikey out. Get two of the best in the game, they can start most weeks. Kulu can deputise along with another newbie.
CF - fuck Richarlison & Kolo Muani. Send the Irish and Scottish kids on Champo loans. Dom is first backup (hoping he stays fit), Lankshear the 2nd. Sign an absolute monster to lead the line...or even play up top with Dom/Lanks whenever the game calls for 4-4-2.
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But yeah, we all know it'll be a couple kids from Vietnam and Bolivia, along with 3 players from relegated sides...welcome Jose Sa, Wan-Bissaka & Lyle Foster.
So only 10-13 new players in a single window then?Obviously won't ever happen cause ENIC are cunts and Vinai is a double agent, but club like Spurs all things considered, that's what we should (must?) do. Otherwise we'll never reach the heights they're talking about and that we fans deserve.
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GK x 2...can't wait to shift that
CB x 1 or 2 - genuinely think we'll lose both Romero (
FB x 2 or 3 - I really wouldn't shed a tear if both Porro & Udogie got shown the door...at least one of them please God! Djed can fight it out with our elite quality newbie for the RB spot, and assuming Robertson joins in the summer, we need better than Souza as his deputy at LB.
Ball winner - reckon they'll make Pally permanent. Not opposed to it, as long as we shift Biss & Bentancur...and that he doesn’t start week in week out.
DLP - imperative. They are out there, just pay the friggin money.
Wingers x 2 or 3 - none of the current incumbents (and I'm including Kulu) should start for a club that wants to win. I'd sell Tel, Kudus too (I know), loan Odobert and/or Mikey out. Get two of the best in the game, they can start most weeks. Kulu can deputise along with another newbie.
CF - fuck Richarlison & Kolo Muani. Send the Irish and Scottish kids on Champo loans. Dom is first backup (hoping he stays fit), Lankshear the 2nd. Sign an absolute monster to lead the line...or even play up top with Dom/Lanks whenever the game calls for 4-4-2.
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But yeah, we all know it'll be a couple kids from Vietnam and Bolivia, along with 3 players from relegated sides...welcome Jose Sa, Wan-Bissaka & Lyle Foster.
You are definitely on track for a couple of melties come summer. Look forward to renewing following your posts.
People have been saying this before every transfer window for the last 15 years
What did you earn for opening the thread before the winter window closed? What was the point?Nowhere to hide, ENIC. Either a case of 'The king is dead, long live the king' or 'Fuck me, we're doing this?'.
Spoiler Alert:
How about doing something unique for once and adding poll for players to buy/sell?
We tried to sign adam wharton
But who's gonna be prepared to come and sit on the bench behind Dominic Solanke 
We got james wilson nowBut who's gonna be prepared to come and sit on the bench behind Dominic Solanke
It’s impossible to sign good players early in a World Cup year! 
Just getting me excuses in early!
Just getting me excuses in early!
There's absolutely nothing stopping you going and doing this.
People have been saying this before every transfer window for the last 15 years
All it means is the stadium is going to be toxic for the foreseeable future.