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Match Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa (A) - Premier League - 3rd May, 7pm

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Feelings?

  • Got momentum, so we'll batter 'em

    Votes: 66 38.4%
  • No balls, we will fall

    Votes: 29 16.9%
  • A scary draw, but no more

    Votes: 50 29.1%
  • Mommy!

    Votes: 15 8.7%
  • Bagels

    Votes: 20 11.6%

  • Total voters
    172
Just opened my first beer.
Lightweight

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Working in spammer land earlier today with spammer mate. Just driving along. Spammer regaling me with some old fairytale about when the Spammers nearly stayed up. Cunt had me believing him too, till he said we went down instead. Then I knew he was talking bollocks.
Anyway some feels whizzing along no one of those electric scooters. Well then the scooter stopped whizzing along. However, the said scooter decided it no longer wanted to whizz along. Stopped mid whizzing.
However it forgot to tell the fella. And he was still whizzing along until gravity stepped in. Must have been 10 yards between the scooter stopping and the fella stopping. He walked away but his pride and probably some of his bones learnt a life lesson.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Anyway, 2-0 win for us, and the Spammers can the feel some of the shit we have felt for the last few months.

COYS
 
Working in spammer land earlier today with spammer mate. Just driving along. Spammer regaling me with some old fairytale about when the Spammers nearly stayed up. Cunt had me believing him too, till he said we went down instead. Then I knew he was talking bollocks.
Anyway some feels whizzing along no one of those electric scooters. Well then the scooter stopped whizzing along. However, the said scooter decided it no longer wanted to whizz along. Stopped mid whizzing.
However it forgot to tell the fella. And he was still whizzing along until gravity stepped in. Must have been 10 yards between the scooter stopping and the fella stopping. He walked away but his pride and probably some of his bones learnt a life lesson.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Anyway, 2-0 win for us, and the Spammers can the feel some of the shit we have felt for the last few months.

COYS

Just tried to read the above ; I got to the bit when you were working in Spammer Land and then my powers of concentration inexplicably failed me : so I had to scan the rest .

Sounds like you’re sorted for beers and whizz from what I could work out .

Let’s hope we all have a great night ; with no work in the morning ( remember) .

COYS !
 
Working in spammer land earlier today with spammer mate. Just driving along. Spammer regaling me with some old fairytale about when the Spammers nearly stayed up. Cunt had me believing him too, till he said we went down instead. Then I knew he was talking bollocks.
Anyway some feels whizzing along no one of those electric scooters. Well then the scooter stopped whizzing along. However, the said scooter decided it no longer wanted to whizz along. Stopped mid whizzing.
However it forgot to tell the fella. And he was still whizzing along until gravity stepped in. Must have been 10 yards between the scooter stopping and the fella stopping. He walked away but his pride and probably some of his bones learnt a life lesson.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Anyway, 2-0 win for us, and the Spammers can the feel some of the shit we have felt for the last few months.

COYS
:mourwhat:

Could have cut to the chase! 😁
 
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