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Match **** Tottenham Hotspur v Everton 4pm Sunday 24th Of May ****

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Been out in south London and the city this morning and theres Woolwich shirts everywhere. Walking around like theyre packing 12 inch cocks, even the women. We can’t give them another thing to celebrate today.
 
Just getting ready to leave.
Slept badly and had a very strange dream which ended in me having a snog with Martin Jol in Canada - what the f*** was that about???
See you all on the other side. Stay strong and pray that the team actually realise what's at stake here.
 
How will Everton approach this?
Will they low block and counterattack?

When in doubt get the ball in the box. Shoot at any opp - it may get a lucky deflection. Don’t try to rely on technical ability few of our players have.

Above all, we should avoid having our RW giving a perfectly weighted pass to them to set up a break.

That’s my team talk!
 
KentuckyHotSpur said:
How will Everton approach this?
Will they low block and counterattack?

When in doubt get the ball in the box. Shoot at any opp - it may get a lucky deflection. Don’t try to rely on technical ability few of our players have.

Above all, we should avoid having our RW giving a perfectly weighted pass to them to set up a break.

That’s my team talk!
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Pretty much how I would see it from our perspective.

The weather changes so much but I think we will go for it in the first 20 minutes, and then play more pragmatically.

How De Zerbi plays Maddison, Solanke snd Richarlison might well be pivotal.

The very best scenario would be one where Evertin resigned themselves to defeat.

No better day to register a first 2026 home win.
 
Doom_Spur said:
Won't be watching, instead I will check the scores at halftime and again at fulltime. Its too gut wrenching to watch and my high cholesterol can't take anymore pressure.
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Kosher Kid said:
I have some ITK regarding today's game from someone who has seen the script.

The plan is for Spurs game against Everton and West Ham's game against Leeds to be tight throughout the 90 minutes.

Spurs and Spam will continually swap places, in the relegation zone, as the goals go in throughout the afternoon.

It will culminate with Spurs staring relegation in the face, below West Ham, as the Spurs game enters injury time.

At this point Spurs will be awarded their first penalty of the seaon, after a 10 minute delay, while VAR 'analyse' the footage, from every angle, and send the referee to the pitch side monitor.

The ref will then award Spurs a penalty, (incorrectly) much to the dismay of Alan Smith on co commentary who will proceed to portray the award of the penalty as the biggest injustice since Nelson Mandela was imprisoned for 26 years.

Dom Solanke will be brought off the bench to take the penalty.

Solanke will then miss the penalty and Alan Smith will embark on a lecture about how justice has been done.

Ref blows his whistle, Spurs lose the game and Solanke begins to cry.

Furious knuckleheads from the South Stand at Spurs charge onto the pitch and gesticulate furiously towards the sobbing Solanke. James Maddison, Vicario and Micky VDV cuddle Solanke while pleading with the horrible Spurs supporters to stop shouting at their friend who has done his best.

Meanwhile Richarlison is applauding the Everton supporters at the opposite end of the ground.

Smith is now expressing a view that Spurs should start next season with a ten point deduction in the Championship for the pitch invasion and treatment of Solanke.

Roberto De Zerbi loses his mind at the press conference and quits shortly afterwards.

The Voice of Spurs begins the caberet in Block 252 and Gary Neville discusses how Spurs deserve to be relegated on his podcast. Sky Sports News beam the images of Spurs relegation on the hour, every hour, until the early hours of Tuesday morning.

Enjoy.

COYS
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And now your worst case scenario?
 
With all due respect: I don't give a flying fuck if my post pisses anyone off here!

The final showdown is here! WE hold our destiny in our own hands; WE are playing in our own stadium!
Everton wants to be among those laughing and celebrating after the final whistle!

With the fans at our backs—and with the knowledge that WE can pull this off and remain in the Premier League—we head into this final match of the season, fully aware that the future of this historic club hangs in the balance, and that with this manager, we can show a completely different face next season than we have this one!

Eat grass! Scratch, bite, and fight!

COME ON YOU SPURS!

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