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A conversation I had with a gooner.
Me: Your team is shit
Gooner: Your team is shitter
Me: No, your team is shitter
Gooner: No, your team is shitter.
Bants.
Me: Your team is shit
Gooner: Your team is shitter
Me: No, your team is shitter
Gooner: No, your team is shitter.
Bants.
One I know has a favourite way to start a sentence when he speaks about Spurs: "With respect, but..."
He's the genius who came out with "So glad we got Arshavin. He's like Modric, only much better."
Also, one of his classics came when Eduardo dived earning a penalty against Celtic in the Champs League. He accepted Boruc hadn't actually contacted with Eduardo, but argued that because woolworths players are so quick and technical, if an opposing player even breezes past the scum player it could upset his flow and cause him to fall, so it was a fair penalty.
He's the genius who came out with "So glad we got Arshavin. He's like Modric, only much better."
Also, one of his classics came when Eduardo dived earning a penalty against Celtic in the Champs League. He accepted Boruc hadn't actually contacted with Eduardo, but argued that because woolworths players are so quick and technical, if an opposing player even breezes past the scum player it could upset his flow and cause him to fall, so it was a fair penalty.
CJM said:I'll add one of mine:
Gooner: Arteta's the best CM in the league.
Me (and several others): *laughs* What about Yaya Toure, Modric, Ramires etc...
Gooner: Yeah Toure's a good player, but Arteta's better.
:harryfacepalm:
tbf I'm not sure they've won a single game without him.......he's like their Ledley and just as injury prone
Conversation with a Gooner template:
Yid: You are a cunt.
Gooner:........
Yid: Now fuck off
Yid: You are a cunt.
Gooner:........
Yid: Now fuck off
Blanchflower said:CJM said:I'll add one of mine:
Gooner: Arteta's the best CM in the league.
Me (and several others): *laughs* What about Yaya Toure, Modric, Ramires etc...
Gooner: Yeah Toure's a good player, but Arteta's better.
:harryfacepalm:
tbf I'm not sure they've won a single game without him.......he's like their Ledley and just as injury prone
That says more about the quality of their backup though. Good player, but not on Toure's level.
Gooner: 'Happy St.Totteringham's Day!'
Me: 'Didn't you essentially copy St. Hotspur's day, give it a different name and use it against us? Just like you did with your white sleeves, and the small matter of moving to North London?'
Gooner: .......
Me: 'Didn't you essentially copy St. Hotspur's day, give it a different name and use it against us? Just like you did with your white sleeves, and the small matter of moving to North London?'
Gooner: .......
I thought it was a subtle mind the gap reference, with the colors reversed. Which I'd take as a good sign, as they've added more elements to their shit kit that have something to do with Spurs. Forever in their shadow? Please, they're forever wanting to be like us.
Had a fucking rant ill prepared but thats enough really. They wish they were us. All their trophies mean shit in the face of soul and substance.
Had a fucking rant ill prepared but thats enough really. They wish they were us. All their trophies mean shit in the face of soul and substance.