You're thick as two short planks. Nobody worth having will want to step into the managerial hot seat right now..
You are deluded
Of course they will you stupid cultist fuck. There's this thing called money. Ever heard of it? It is used in exchange for goods and services. What you do is give someone lots of this 'money' thing. As a club, we have lots of this 'money' stuff. If you're still unsure, then it's the same stuff we all hand over for the dubious privilege of attending games, and the same stuff that stays in Levy's pocket.
Here's an article that you may want to read that tells you more:
