They won their last 2 league games!!.....Leeds don't win!
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They won their last 2 league games!!.....Leeds don't win!
Guys, if you're bored, go to a boutique, sit in the locker room, and yell, "No toilet paper!"![]()
Here is your Checklist for Saturday
He will play Royal
He will play his 3 defensive minded Midfielders and two shit wing backs system again.
Kane, Richarlison will give zero fucks at they will be thinking world cup
We won't turn up for the 1st half
Leeds will press us to fuck because that is their style, and we will probably go in at least a goal down.
Dier, Sess, Sanchez or Lloris will cost us at least one goal from a chuckle brothers style mistake
Win, lose or draw after the game some player will come out and say how baffled he is that we don't turn up for first halves.
Rince Repeat
Rince Repeat
ad infinitum
But a lot of these players have shown that they are unwilling or unable to adapt. Ultimately you can't get blood out of a stone. Of course the onus is on the manager to develop, train and coach his ideas. The issue is some of these cunts clearly aren't open to it.Conte has to do better with the players he has got.
This is how it works. The wing backs or central defenders play well and it's great at how Conte has got them buying into his philosophy and look at how he has improved them.
When they play badly Conte hasn't got the players he wants and they are crippling him and us.
I see it as Conte failing to get the players to play consistently to a high standard or giving them too many chances.
I simply cannot accept that it's the paucity of the players alone. No chance.
And we make no inroads on the away grounds of our main rivals and that is a poor poor show and has to be in a big part down to Conte.
Hmm, 3pm Saturday? Think I will volunteer to be the cum sponge at my local fetish club....
Usual Saturday then?.......Hmm, 3pm Saturday? Think I will volunteer to be the cum sponge at my local fetish club....
Second half??! Sounds good.....
But a lot of these players have shown that they are unwilling or unable to adapt. Ultimately you can't get blood out of a stone. Of course the onus is on the manager to develop, train and coach his ideas. The issue is some of these cunts clearly aren't open to it.
Personally I'd rather lose because he's playing kids, like those cunts down the road have done. At least he's trying something. Flagging Kane into the ground and player Emerson every week is 100% on him.
Having not striker alternative is 100% on Paratici and Levy, though. And the same issue we've had for what, seven years?
great, then they had a huge sense of achievement!
great, then they had a huge sense of achievement!
They will not take three points from London!
Yes but some of us will be dead by then...The only glimmer of hope is that no matter how bad we are at selling our deadwood, they WILL get old and fuck off on their own eventually.
Here is your Checklist for Saturday
He will play Royal
He will play his 3 defensive minded Midfielders and two shit wing backs system again.
Kane, Richarlison will give zero fucks at they will be thinking world cup
We won't turn up for the 1st half
Leeds will press us to fuck because that is their style, and we will probably go in at least a goal down.
Dier, Sess, Sanchez or Lloris will cost us at least one goal from a chuckle brothers style mistake
Win, lose or draw after the game some player will come out and say how baffled he is that we don't turn up for first halves.
Rince Repeat
Rince Repeat
ad infinitum
We need you in the dressing room on Saturday giving it to the playersGood morning!
I got up at 7 a.m. your time, so just after midnight!
Wake up, think of the shitty game and our defeat.
Don't understand how this could happen!
Up two hours and still being served.
Nothing helps.
Wipe your mouth - let's go!
Not another shit game like this on Saturday!
Not a typical first half, now even in the second!
Pull yourself together and finally play like you showed it!
We're Tottenham, not some assholes in red and white!
Stand up! fight!
Show will!
Saturday waiting Leeds? No!
Saturday we wait for Leeds and finish them off!
COYS!
Ha! i've clearly become what I used to hateHa ha - look at Mr Confident here thinking we'll only be 1 nil down at half time.
I'll have what you're drinking.
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