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Watch him turn Winks, Davies & Doherty into superstarsHope that excludes rats like Winks
More chance of cretinousgoat ordering a salad at WaitroseWatch him turn Winks, Davies & Doherty into superstars
If that happens, he is definitely the second coming of ChristWatch him turn Winks, Davies & Doherty into superstars
If we win a trophy with this guy I will blast my bumhole with my thumb on Facebook live
Mate, he grew his hair back, he didn't walk on water, turn water into wine and bread into fishWatch him turn Winks, Davies & Doherty into superstars
I had a salad today actually!More chance of cretinousgoat ordering a salad at Waitrose
When exactly did Christ turn bread into fish?Mate, he grew his hair back, he didn't walk on water, turn water into wine and bread into fish
He didn't do any of it, it's all fantasyWhen exactly did Christ turn bread into fish?
Yeah, riiiight. worsted might disagree with that one.He didn't do any of it, it's all fantasy
Good for those watching their carbs, bummer for those who didn't like seafood and wanted to knock up a sarnie.When exactly did Christ turn bread into fish?
Don't concern yourself. Apparently he didn't do it, so your bread's safe with Jesus.Good for those watching their carbs, bummer for those who didn't like seafood and wanted to knock up a sarnie.
Use your loaf.When exactly did Christ turn bread into fish?
Jesus was notorious for his low carb high fat diet and passion for crossfit.Good for those watching their carbs, bummer for those who didn't like seafood and wanted to knock up a sarnie.
Yeasterday?Use your loaf.