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Bobby Madley referee

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Bobby Madeley's Dog and another are at the vets and get talking. "What are you here for?" asks BMD. The other dog says that he's here to be put down, that he got over-excited while playing with his family's 5-year-old girl, bit her leg and that was that.

"Shit" says BMD. "Still I know what you mean by over-excited. The other day Bobby, my master, was bending over the bath, his dressing gown slipped off and there was his lovely butt. I couldn't resist, I ran up and jumped on him and got busy. What can you do?"

"So you're going to be put down too?" asks the other dog.

"Naaa, Bobby just wants me to have my claws trimmed"

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Apparently a PL ref can nominate his successor when he steps down so the dog has the match next week.
 
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