Match Chelsea FC vs Tottenham Hotspur FC | 3rd April, 2025 8PM GMT

[TonySoprano]

We need another punch up, that was the best thing about that half.

 

[Harrier]

Chalobah with a forehead so high he looks like he’s had a Men In Black Edgar suit style face lift!

 

[bk_spur]

Fucking ball watching

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Zonal marking is a joke.

 

[Gazzapen]

I wonder who will be our next manager

 

[SausageVince]

Like Dele under Jose - those MF players that run onto others passes and play the flicks are too sharp to play a crappy system. It’s not their game.

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Interesting observation

 

[Tomo]

two poor teams with two poor managers.

The mediocre Derby.

 

[Steve007]

Terrible half. No composure. Lack of cohesion or any kind of plan. Usual high line rubbish.

As expected.

 

[Bazali]

Lee Harvey Oswald.

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Jack Ruby

 

[Ttonite]

The shit that rattles my cage is that these are just not that better, but we spend so much fucking time ball watching. Some of these players feel nothing for this club except a pay cheque. Angie, bless him isn’t good enough, and when you combine both of these, well you get displays like this.

 

[bk_spur]

Oh Ange probably charms all the players initially. His greatest strength is that he can charm more or less anyone.

Its is once they have to work with him for a period of time that it goes south. Ange reportedly hates having players/coaches question his methods so someone like Madders, who definitely asks questions, is going to grind on him.

That's probably another reason for players like Dier and Hojbjerg being moved on.

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I'm sure we've all had a boss like that before.

 

[Pepperami]

What a fucking appalling Tottenham team.

 

[Amstrad]

Need to maul these basterts in 2nd half

 

[Gazzapen]

Zonal marking is a joke.

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Even worse is Zonal Marking with a High Press.

 

[Yiddy]

Worst thing about this is Chelsea have been shit tonight but we've still made them look half decent.

 

[Hampshire Spur]

Surprised chelsea end isn't sponsored by poundland. I bet none of them live in chelsea. Probably jaywick.

 

[SausageVince]

Chalobah very upset. Let's hope Bentancur didn't use the N word

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Probably did. Know what those Uruguayans are like

 

[Cranston]

two poor teams with two poor managers.

The mediocre Derby.

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Awful game of football.

 

[Distaste for scouse]

Better last ten. As usual Chelsea trying to turn it into a war and then throwing themselves on the floor at every opportunity like a bunch of nine year old girls.

Absolute wankers

 

[dondo]

How bad is the quality of the premier league this season? Best league in the world my arse

 

[BAE32]

This is about as strong as side as we could put out. Maybe Kulu instead of A.N.Other.

And we still look utterly wank

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It's almost as if the "but but but so many injuries!" excuse was as weak as the shite tactics that we put out every week.

I've enjoyed a couple weeks without putting myself through this shit to be honest.