There is something going on here
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He’s Lord Lucan and has gone on the run again.
I've narrowed it down to a secret drug suspension or he's gay.
That's what the Illuminati want you to think....or he's just got an injury that won't clear up and keeps causing more problems.
Why are people trying to conspiracy-theorise that it's more? I mean it's not as though he'd be our first player to have an innocuous short-term injury that keeps him out for most of the season, we seem to be experts at that.![]()
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So he is out until February at the earliest.
We should start to plan for life without him, it's not like he's Harry Kane is it ?
Start shopping for a replacement now and if he ever gets fit, put him up for sale.
Does being gay stop him playing football?I've narrowed it down to a secret drug suspension or he's gay.
We should start to plan for life without him, it's not like he's Harry Kane is it ?
Start shopping for a replacement now and if he ever gets fit, put him up for sale.
No, it was a Lamela joke that clearly didn't land.
Yeah don't get it?
...or he's just got an injury that won't clear up and keeps causing more problems.

there are strong rumours of one or two PL players having had gay encounters. And I will not divulge who.

Technically not, no.
Lots of similar rumours and then some when Lamela signed for us and then was MIA for almost the entire season. Never any solid reason as to why.
When Lamela had his year+ long injury lay off one of the conspiracy theories that rolled around various Spurs groups was that he was gay and/or in the process of a sex change.