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Even this is a disaster. I won't be blaming the FA for making this appointment. When you have the chance to pair a pool of players this gifted with a coach of this pedigree, it's an opportunity you can't let pass you by.

Can't get caught in the whole furore of him not being English. If Portugal won this last Euros. Would anyone have said "yeah, but the coach is spanish so it doesn't count". No they wouldn't. And Portugal have a larger pool of top head coaches from their country than we do.

Ultimately, if it works out. We're champions of the world. Couldn't give a fuck about anything else. It's just small print.
 
Random English supporter: "Pep is a boring, bald fraud...he's killing football...plus he lacks integrity working for oil slavers and cheating the system"


Random English supporter were this ever to happen: "We're gonna win everything...Pep's the greatest ever and he's putting England back where we belong...plus, he's been here so long he's practically English"

Random English supporter NOW: "We got our man...glad we didn't lower ourselves for that tiki-taka fraud that ruins his English talent...look forward to HK up front every minute, every game no matter what I said a week ago"
 
Great appointment

Football will be similar to that seen under Southgate but he’s a far better tactician, should be the difference needed to get past a decent side (Italy, Croatia etc) in a semifinal and final.

Will the press and the Brexit bozo’s have yet another meltdown when he doesn’t sing the National anthem?
 
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Tuchel's appointment is expected to be confirmed at a press conference on Wednesday, scheduled at Wembley for 1.30pm and hosted by FA chief executive Mark Bullingham.

The German is expected to receive an annual salary between £6million and £7m, putting him among the highest-paid managers in Three Lions history.

talkSPORT understands that Tuchel will begin the role in January on an initial 18-month deal, which would take him through to the end of the 2026 World Cup.
 
This is genuinely hillarous if you were going to lumber the world's most unpleasant fan base with a German ffs get the actual best German head coach out there. Wonder what my mate Frankfurter Frankfurter thinks?

World’s best fanbase and an incredible, champions league winning coach who has a proven record of navigating cup competitions.

‘Lumber’ ??? Tuchel is a class act. International teams almost never get this calibre of coach. Good god combined with the talent we have this is insanely promising.
 
World’s best fanbase and an incredible, champions league winning coach who has a proven record of navigating cup competitions.

‘Lumber’ ??? Tuchel is a class act. International teams almost never get this calibre of coach. Good god combined with the talent we have this is insanely promising.
Is one way of looking at it. He's no Jurgen Klopp. 'Worlds best fanbase'....lol
 
Is one way of looking at it. He's no Jurgen Klopp. 'Worlds best fanbase'....lol

Yep. At least the best of national sides. Never met a prouder bunch more willing to spend insane amounts because the St George’s Cross is branded in to their fucking hearts.

Hes no Jurgen Klopp .. erm okay, this is international management. Klopp isn’t a cup manager and wasn’t gettable.

Southgate to Tuchel might be the biggest upgrade ever seen. Huge. Long live England, World Cup here we come.

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Yep. At least the best of national sides. Never met a prouder bunch more willing to spend insane amounts because the St George’s Cross is branded in to their fucking hearts.

Hes no Jurgen Klopp .. erm okay, this is international management. Klopp isn’t a cup manager and wasn’t gettable.

Southgate to Tuchel might be the biggest upgrade ever seen. Huge. Long live England, World Cup here we come.

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Fantastic appointment, on paper. Knows what tournaments and winning them is all about. England have the players to win a tournament, hopefully he can help them find the mentality to win one.
 
Great appointment

Football will be similar to that seen under Southgate but he’s a far better tactician, should be the difference needed to get past a decent side (Italy, Croatia etc) in a semifinal and final.

Will the press and the Brexit bozo’s have yet another meltdown when he doesn’t sing the National anthem?

Up until the last tournament I thought we played some good stuff in tournament football under Southgate. I thought we were generally excellent in the World Cup other than the 0-0 group game against the US. I thought we also played pretty well and looked a good team in the 1-2 loss against France, who were tournament favourites.
 
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This is genuinely hillarous if you were going to lumber the world's most unpleasant fan base with a German ffs get the actual best German head coach out there. Wonder what my mate Frankfurter Frankfurter thinks?
Thank you for the rhetorical question, mate.
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But I have to go through it now!
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I think the English national team from the motherland of football is unsuitable to try it out with a person who is - in my opinion - too difficult.

Maybe I'm wrong, because Harry Kane is looking forward to him.

In my opinion he might be a good fit for a good team/national team for a short time? But "occasionally" it has failed - as I see it - because of his personality (Dortmund, Paris, Munich).

We'll see.
He wouldn't have been my choice.

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Yep. At least the best of national sides. Never met a prouder bunch more willing to spend insane amounts because the St George’s Cross is branded in to their fucking hearts.

Hes no Jurgen Klopp .. erm okay, this is international management. Klopp isn’t a cup manager and wasn’t gettable.

Southgate to Tuchel might be the biggest upgrade ever seen. Huge. Long live England, World Cup here we come.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

With a German leading the charge!

It sounds like you are trying to convince yourself it’s ok and the rest of us are like

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