Both my kids were caesarean, the boy was the funniest though. Where he had his head rested against the womb, the back of his head was flat. He came out with a head that looked like a cheese cutter (for all of those old'uns that remember conkers).Not me, I was a caesarian
Mind you, going by the scarring on my mother's stomach it might have been the bin man that delivered me, either that or she was Jack the Rippers only survivor
When he was lying in his crib, he'd try to turn his head but kept thinking back onto the flat side, it was hilarious to watch.
Now before the perpetually offended get their knickers in a twist, he was perfectly fine, his skull was still soft and he now has a perfectly formed cranium.
His Sister nicknamed him cheese puff after that, and it's stuck to this day.
Anyway, as you were, just an old guy going off on a tangent...