Quite surprised at the views in here. I think Coyte is great.Charasmatic and a proper Spurs man. Especially compared to the half time guys at other grounds I've been to.
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Half time entertainment
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Fuck. She's let herself go !Here's the culprit....
the moonlighting bastard!
I reckon an 18,000 vs 18,000 game of FIFA on the jumbotron would be decent.
Monkey tennis
How about Inner-City Sumo?
Sounds good, rotate that with dwarf throwing.
I used to get down the Lincoln City ground every once in a while and the half time entertainment was poor. It was usually 5 fat cheerleaders who couldn't do much apart from wiggle around the touchline to some random dance track.
Looking back, it was good entertainment value as most of the ground would just piss themselves laughing.
Looking back, it was good entertainment value as most of the ground would just piss themselves laughing.
how about battle renactment?
For local flavour and to keep the price down the club could invite some locals round to re-enact the Duggan riots
and the crowd could re-write history by kicking the living fuck out of them.
Due to ground restrictions there will be no bottle throwing - so that should lessen the likelihood of molotov cocktails being used.
For local flavour and to keep the price down the club could invite some locals round to re-enact the Duggan riots
and the crowd could re-write history by kicking the living fuck out of them.
Due to ground restrictions there will be no bottle throwing - so that should lessen the likelihood of molotov cocktails being used.
For those who do not listen to the 'Today' programme on Radio 4, this is English humour at its best.
Right at the end of a programme there was a discussion about the obscene cost of entry into Premiership football games, the cheapest price of £60 and £100 per game is not uncommon.
An older chap being interviewed said he could recall many years ago arriving at the turnstiles (probably West Ham United): "That will be ten quid, mate".
"What?!" the old chap said "I could get a woman for that!"
The guy on the turnstile retorted, "Not for 45 minutes each way with a brass band and a meat pie in the interval, you wouldn't!"
Right at the end of a programme there was a discussion about the obscene cost of entry into Premiership football games, the cheapest price of £60 and £100 per game is not uncommon.
An older chap being interviewed said he could recall many years ago arriving at the turnstiles (probably West Ham United): "That will be ten quid, mate".
"What?!" the old chap said "I could get a woman for that!"
The guy on the turnstile retorted, "Not for 45 minutes each way with a brass band and a meat pie in the interval, you wouldn't!"
*avoids making McEvoy joke for the 1000000000000000000000000000000th time*Bale doesnt play for us anymore
It can't just be me who thinks that looks like a still shot from a '70s Comedy sketch show... dunno why, maybe the picture quality...
Pretty sure its taken from some footage or other.
It can't just be me who thinks that looks like a still shot from a '70s Comedy sketch show... dunno why, maybe the picture quality...
Yeah, it's taken from the famous "Two Ronnies" Peanuts sketch;
"Pee-nus... gertcha PEENUS!"
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Why? Does he look like a monkey as well?