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Ex-Spurs Player Harry Kane

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Oh shit, speaking of Rolexes, I just remembered a story my parents' neighbor told them a couple of months ago.

He's retired and works part-time at a local funeral home. He was telling them that recently a family that had lost a family member was melting down down after realizing that this individual was buried wearing a "valuable family heirloom" wristwatch that was actually gifted to someone else in their will.

So the family had them excavate the casket, which had become waterlogged with ground-water and mud, and retrieve the wristwatch from the corpse.

It was a Timex.
 
VirginiaSpur said:
Oh shit, speaking of Rolexes, I just remembered a story my parents' neighbor told them a couple of months ago.

He's retired and works part-time at a local funeral home. He was telling them that recently a family that had lost a family member was melting down down after realizing that this individual was buried wearing a "valuable family heirloom" wristwatch that was actually gifted to someone else in their will.

So the family had them excavate the casket, which had become waterlogged with ground-water and mud, and retrieve the wristwatch from the corpse.

It was a Timex.
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Oh Fuck
 
The Willy Watcher said:
I reckon Kane feels like a right twat.

He made it abundantly clear to every man and his dog that he wanted to leave Tottenham before taking a great, big steamy dump on his reputation at the club.

Only for City, the club that clearly tapped him up, to put a single, low ball offer on the table for him and then (seemingly) walk away.

I bet he feels really special.
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I doubt he cares much. England captain and playing for Spurs would see him cop enough shit ten times over from the media and football fans. The 5% of fans who defended him now won't and if he goes to city he will be hardly spoken about as City never get mentioned.

Kane is all about Kane. Always about breaking personal records rather than club. It's just what football is today I suppose.

The glimmer of hope in that it isn't all dead lately is Sonny.
 
VirginiaSpur said:
Oh shit, speaking of Rolexes, I just remembered a story my parents' neighbor told them a couple of months ago.

He's retired and works part-time at a local funeral home. He was telling them that recently a family that had lost a family member was melting down down after realizing that this individual was buried wearing a "valuable family heirloom" wristwatch that was actually gifted to someone else in their will.

So the family had them excavate the casket, which had become waterlogged with ground-water and mud, and retrieve the wristwatch from the corpse.

It was a Timex.
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Matt1882 said:
Adding to the rolex analogy...
What if the Rolex decided it wasn't going to keep time for you anymore and the £5 that one person on earth offered now will be less than £3 next year.

And you really need a watch, and can get a new one for £4 but have absolutely no liquid cash to buy it.
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I'm interested. Would you accept £2.50 for it? Genuine offer.
 
I'm looking for a nice watch with a built in calculator and an alarm with the theme tune from Space Invaders... Anyone got any tips?

Thanks in advance. 💙
 
To Dare Is To Do. said:
+1

So many snide comments from other fans when he signed a new contract; claiming if he was ambitious he could have joined a richer club with higher wages and better chances of titles etc.
Fans of these plastic clubs don't value loyalty at all it seems. Not sure why they were even against the ESL.
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Because Gary Neville's employer didn't get the broadcasting rights over DAZN so therefore ESL was ruining football.
 
Doc said:


Click the link, continuation of conversation has Sam Lee (City Athletic reporter) indicates he's heard the same.
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140M I guess is better than him sulking on the golf course with cunting Neville all season.

Get it done and get the selfish rat gone so we can all move on. I'm sure his mates in the media who have been pushing for this for years can pat themselves on the back at a job well done. Maybe they'll finally get to see the back of nasty Spurs near the top 4 or perhaps they'll see City walk the league every year by March and plastics tune out in droves. We shall see.
 
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