Match Day Rituals

[OZHotspur]

Always sleep the night before in my full kit (Jersey + shorts).
Always put my left sock on before my right on match day.
Never wear red on match day...(and before one of you mention it I didn't buy the red AIA kit for precisely this reason)

Yours?

P.S. Welcome back Smoked Salmon you yiddo...missed ya you argumentative geezer.. It's been poorer without you..

 

[Dixiefish61]

Cider, red wine, tears (joy/sorrow - delete as appropriate)
:lennon:

 

[Furball man]

Just the norm really, a dirty protest in a childs bed while shouting "MOTHER!!!"

 

[B-0-Sspurs]

slit the sheeps throat to appease the gods of N17........

 

[Wolf]

always have a good shit before going to the game

 

[Freudlyuchenko]

If I piss on the side of the loo I wipe it off on matchday.

 

[Anthony Beale]

Tell everyone i encounter "we're gonna get battered i just know it"

 

[JDK]

Close my balls in a sliding door.

 

[Melspurnian]

Get pissed off and go back to bed. Try not to cry, cry a lot.

 

[The Swellhead Spur]

I wake up optimistic and throughout the day I get more and more depressed until the start of the game, then whatever the score I have a hardcore wank as in I try to rip my cock off

 

[Dixiefish61]

Cider, red wine, tears (sorrow) fixed
:lennon:

 

[Boltonspur]

Kick the bin up the garden after every defeat then spend ages clearing up the mess. It's a given.

 

[Tomo]

Put my balls in water and run an electric current through it and use the pain to prepare myself for the torture that is about to come.

Once we lose I take a shit and wipe my arse with sand paper.