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Player Micky van de Ven

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Aussies Dream said:
Jesus Christ, King of the Aussies

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Fucking hell. I've just dug into that and the are a lot of similarities.

Born near a pret a manger.
No one, literally not a single soul observed his parents having vaginal sex beforehand.
Has a Myrrh stash, as evidenced by the cough.
Treads water (since Nov. 2023).
While Postecoglou means 'hits-woodwork' in Aborigine, it's Sumerian for 'fall guy'.
Resents crosses, hence Werner and BJ.
Promises special things second time around.
Forsaken by Sky.
Dying for someone else's sins.
Beard.
Strictly verbal mater.

That's all I've got, but you've got to admit, it's uncanny.
 
Rooster said:
We are fighting at the bottom of the table... I think it's you and some others that need a reality check. You guys have been neutered by Levy to appreciate mediocrity. Wake up.
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go fuck yourself pal - I was here when they went down in the 70's - I need a wake up call from you like I need a colonoscopy from a maximum security prisoner who's been on death row for 20 years.

Plus - try looking up my comments on Levy and his impact on the club I have supported - more than likely for longer than you've been on the planet.
 
Mick Cooper said:
go fuck yourself pal - I was here when they went down in the 70's - I need a wake up call from you like I need a colonoscopy from a maximum security prisoner who's been on death row for 20 years.

Plus - try looking up my comments on Levy and his impact on the club I have supported - more than likely for longer than you've been on the planet.
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I don't fucking care how long you lived. Your old ass can drop dead tomorrow and the world goes on.
Doesn't deny the fact that your ass is soft and you love mediocrity.
 
DjKulu said:
This lad needs to be sold because of his fitness issues but that's a reason why nobody probably would buy him.
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Vine Wtf GIF
 
DjKulu said:
This lad needs to be sold because of his fitness issues but that's a reason why nobody probably would buy him.
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Sadly I think that his hamstring issues will haunt what remains of his career and he will have to work hard on his personal restraint not to keep blowing it up.
Sadly at the top level that will make him a liability.

To be so talented and cursed in this way is agonising, you can't help but feel for him.
 
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