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This is inspired by something I saw last night.

Mate and I are walking to the game, down Park Lane. As usual, the police on their horses are on guard to protect the away fans. Chelsea fans (behind the guard) started singing "one England captain". So a few Spurs fans say fuck off, nothing unusual there. Then, all of a sudden, I see 3 pwopa nawty looking Chelsea fans walking in my direction (they're not behind the police guard, walking to WHL from Northumberland Park). One in the middle starts singing "ONE ENGLAND CAPTAIN" with his arms out. 1 Spurs fan says fuck off, next thing I know, he (the Spurs fan) gets headbutted by one of the Chelsea lads and is laid out on the floor! :nawty:

Bloke gets up, tries to run over to them but the police are all over it in a flash.

So, people of the forum, what's the nawtiest thing you've witnessed at a game.

:nawty:
 
Saw some Spurs fans kicking the shit out of an Woolwich fan when I was about 12/13. Scared the hell out of me and put me off for a bit, I must admit.
 
Last year at Stoke train station waiting for the train after the 2-1 win there was an old Spurs fan and his mate/son, he must have been atleast 60years old. Well one massive bloke wen't up to them and had abit of an argument, next thing you know he's hit the old fella twice in the face, knocked him down, his younger mate/son runs for him and the bloke scarpers off. Police come after a few minutes and we complain. He just explains it was a Stoke fan who must have been annoyed at the game, they didn't chase it up. Yet to see any major nawtyness.
 
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"hark now here the tottenham sing,
the Woolwich run away,
and we will fight for ever more,
because of boxing day."

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here's why… and a trip down memory lane…

spurs v Woolwich… highbury… boxing day, 1982…

i woz a nawty, spotty teenager. i got the tube down to Woolwich with a bunch of other spurs from wood green… it's our first away north london derby. we decide to get off at finsbury park and savour the pre-match atmosphere… maybe grab some chips b4 kick off.

we see about 300 blokes getting escorted off british rail by a bunch of pigs (none of the blokes were showing any colours).

we're thinking… if they're being escorted to highbury by the pigs, they must be away fans; ie fellow spurs!

so, the spotty teens pull out their blue and white scarves:

"tott-en-ham, tott-en-ham, tott-en-ham," we chant, expecting a positive response...

the pigs can't believe their eyes. nor the blokes we're shouting at… they give us evils!

all hell breaks loose! these aren't fellow spurs, these are gooner-pussies, being escorted to their own fucking ground! go figure?!

there's five of us verses 300 gooner-cunts. they're thinking, the odds are good here. we can probably take these nawty, nawty kids…

the pigs can't control them… we got 300 gooner-cunts (who now think they're spartans) rushing us!

we scarper… down seven sisters road. as u know, every gunner is a runner. but not as fast us as kids… lucky escape…

we get to the ground… clock end… these were the days where you paid to get in on the day. and u stood where u liked in the ground. but after the earlier scare we decided to stick to the away end.

we're waiting for the spurs players to come out… ossie's gone back to argentina 'cos of the falklands war.
ricky's still playing for us, but getting booed off the park by rival fans, wherever we play. it's affecting his game.

highbury's no different. as soon as ricky runs out onto the pitch the booing starts. that was the sign!

unbe-fucking-lievable! there are spurs, not only filling the clock end, but thousands and thousands more are in the north bank! rushing in from both sides!

"tottenham here, tottenham there, tottenham every fucking where!"

they rush the gooners in a pincer movement. there's so many spurs fans the pigs can do nothing but contain them; squeezing the gooner-cunts in the middle who shat themselves throughout the game.

"took the north bank, took the north bank, took the north bank highbury."

i'm sorry to report that spurs lost the actual match 2 - 0.

but…nobody cared… history was being made off the pitch. nawty. nawty...

"hark now here the tottenham sing,
the Woolwich run away,
and we will fight for ever more,
because of boxing day."

27/12/1982
(it was boxing day on the 27th that year 'cos 26th was a sunday)
 
Before my time, but several friends have told me about that boxing day stupidness and how much the goons shit their knickers.

I've a dichotomy. I've always thought mongs that cause aggro at football are just cowardly pricks who are oh so brave when in a group.

But in instances like that part of me thinks fuck em. Woolwich gypo franchise club vote promoted motherfuckers.
 
A pissed up goober made me giggle at the league cup game season before last.

He must have been pissed and bugled off the scale.

I was in the queue for PL lower and saw this prick sneak round the police and stewards and ran full pelt at us in the queue. One bloke. Not particularly big either.

He ran into fists of five or six blokes at once, got arrested and probably banned from the new library.

Clever.
 
I was in the middle of the riots in Manchester for the Europa League the other year, that was a bit hairy! Didn't even know it was happening until my old man, brother and I went to go back to the train station. Biggest cunts? The riot police, animals in uniforms.
 
coming back from one of the Old Trafford semi's we lost, was as at a pub just outside of Manchester when a coach load of Manchester United's firm all piled in after having just won at Villa Park and were giving it big time to the paltry amount of spurs in there - 10 minutes later a coach of spurs turned up - my dad gave me the keys and told me to wait in the car and for the next, what seemed like an hour - the place resembled a wild west movie set - spurs fans done the place over big time and i recall seeing a picnic table (no shit) getting launched through the bar window by about 10 fellas and all manner of shit getting thrown out of and in to the bar.

nearly got done in by a load of Man City fans at the Newcastle semi - fucking bullshit, i was a kid with my dad and a couple of his more straight laced mates and these cunts were seconds from giving us a beating when from out of nowhere a mob of spurs come round the corner and gave em a right hiding - that was the first bit of violence i had ever seen at a football game
 
When that stupid gooner started giving loads of Spurs shit on the high road after the game a few years ago, his scum shirt got burnt in front of him and he was made to wear a Spurs shirt all the way down to Seven Sisters being repeatedly punched and kicked.
 
Nothing to do with Spurs and didn't actually witness it as it actually happened to me...I went to a lot of Irish League games when I was younger as it was a decent standard at the time, I didn't actually follow any team so I and my mates would go to the biggest game of the weekend wherever it was.

So we went to a Portadown vs Linfield game or UVF vs UDA if you want to be brutally honest. We went into the away end to be on the safe side as the UVF don't like strangers and the UDA probably didn't go as there was a bit of a feud going on at the time. The Portadown "stadium" is basically made from crumbling concrete and when Linfield went 2 up all hell broke lose and lumps of concrete were rained down on our end. Unfortunately I had a close encounter with one, but luckily for me it must have been a particularly rotten bit and, when added to the fact that I have a hard head, it basically disintegrated when it hit me. Got three stitches on my temple and picked up a grand from Northern Ireland's Criminal Damages fund for my troubles...result...
 
Not Spurs, but top of the list:

Our away sections in America aren't like what you see elsewhere in the world. They're more of a suggested section for hardcore fans to enjoy each other's company. So you get a lot of mixed seating between fans at bigger games. A month after WC2010 Brazil played the US at the Meadowlands and I was sitting in the upper tier. There was a group of Brazilians rooting for their team near a pair of drunk Americans. After Pato I think it was opened the scoring one of the drunk Americans whipped his dick out at the group, which included several children, as they celebrated the goal. Some of the kids started crying. The man fled. The police became involved and interviewed some people. So yeah, I witnessed a sex crime at a footy match. Crazy.
 
The scenes after the FA Cup 4th-round replay at Leeds 2 seasons ago (1-3, Defoe hat-trick) were a bit strong, Leeds supporters throwing bottles, glasses & stones off of the footbridge on the way out of Elland Road, lots of kicking & punching going on. Good game though & one of David Bentley's better games in a Spurs shirt
 
On the continent , Hooliganism isnt as controlled as it is in the EPL nowadays unfortunately. Used to be young and often drunk and got in lots of trouble during a Club Bruges - Kaa Gent game. Got arrested a few times and ended up in hospital after a beating from a cop. But that was al in my teen days.

One of the craziest things i have ever seen was in Portugal. Braga against Guimaraes , they hate eachother very much. I was standing in the Braga side and all of a sudden a door broke and a bunch of Guimareas fans wearing masks stormed in an area adjacent to the Braga side and things spiralled out of control. The portugese police suck at riot control , they came in without real protective wear or a real strategy and it took about half an hour to organise and stop the rioting.

The nawtiest thing i ever did was shove a mustard hot dog in the eye of a copper that just hit a man that was protecting his young son, he asked the copper to be carefull and he just replied by shoving him with his shield. Both of them almost fell and the bloke was about to attack , i just stepped in front of him and pushed my mustard filled hot dog underneath his helmet. We ran for it and i could hear the copper shouting about the fact that his eyes were hurting.

I have become a very well behaved gentle pushover since then to be fair.
 
Blanchflower said:
When that stupid gooner started giving loads of Spurs shit on the high road after the game a few years ago, his scum shirt got burnt in front of him and he was made to wear a Spurs shirt all the way down to Seven Sisters being repeatedly punched and kicked.
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That wasn't the 3-1 when Adebayor scored was it?
 
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