New Interim DOF poll

[Mrs Perryman]

This will be my first signing

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

 

[Waldo Gascoigne]

Juventus will now be joint bottom of the Italian League.Perhaps Paratici will be able to pick up a few bargains. Hang on though, whadda mistaka to makka

 

[Richard Arlison]

How is Leandro Damiao not winning this

 

[LeeMcl]

Dennis Wise and Joe Kinnear.

Proper football men.

 

[Airfixx]

Who do I email? Steve Hitchen?

Can I be the ITK wanker that you leak all your secrets to?

 

[Micky Bubbles]

Perhaps we could poach Mark Noble?

 

[LeParisien]

bus-conductor would be a good pick.

Deuterz would be busy relocating the stadium to Brentford.

Bazali would be recruiting head of Chelsea hooligans as our next PR manager.

cretinousgoat would wake up on february first having spent 3.2 million on female wrestlers to run their feet all over his nutsack

So yeah - bus-conductor conductor please

 

[Rocket]

You can remove Samuelli Alladiche from the running. I have it on good authority that he is lined up as Toni's replacement. About bloody time too as far as I'm concerned. 100% win ratio in his time as England manager. How could anyone baulk at his appointment?

 

[meaningless-friendly]

Stephen Hawking. Would also double up as a Lloris replacement, couldn't do any worse against Woolwich.

 

[MemphisWill]

Hire DOF
Levy reduces football role
DOF signs some good players
DOF gets suspended for 2 1/2 years for winning at past club
Levy takes back full control of football operations

Spursy.




In all seriousness, it seems highly likely to me that Conte knew this would be coming and that's been behind his not committing to the club. Might as well cut bait now, he won't be here anyway if Paratici ever comes back to Lilywhite House.

 

[Skooch]

Whats Michael Barrymore up to these days?

 

[Rocket]

I reckon we get this guy in....



he's got a David Pleat sheepskin jacket, plus he's very discreet.

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

Give it to Hoijberge seems to know fucking everything and he's a busy cunt.

 

[Kekerinho]

Clearly John Thomas . Would work so well with Levy.

 

[Larry David]

We are a joke of a club in quite literally every aspect aren’t we

 

[LeParisien]

We are a joke of a club in quite literally every aspect aren’t we

Not our stadium. Or training ground.

 

[Football Chap]

Juventus will now be joint bottom of the Italian League.Perhaps Paratici will be able to pick up a few bargains. Hang on though, whadda mistaka to makka

It's only a 15 point deduction so they won't even be bottom half of the table

 

[BAE32]

Steve Bitchen for DOF 2023

 

[Gym&Chill]

Airfixx