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Guido said:
Pussies!

I've done Matterhorn 3 times now, shat myself every time mind (really bad when someone is walking the opposite way and you have to pass/cross them!!).



Crib Gogh can do with my hands in my pockets.........

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No you didn't and no you can't.

You sound like one of those cunts who always has to have a 'my dad is bigger than your dad' story.

:dembelefingers:
 
cretinousgoat said:
No you didn't and no you can't.

You sound like one of those cunts who always has to have a 'my dad is bigger than your dad' story.

:dembelefingers:
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Haha

Been climbing for years. Used to do loads of actual rock climbing when I was a kid but by comparison to you and losing bottle the older you get, I no longer do that anymore because both physically and mentally I wouldn't be able to.

I now stick to plan old mountaineering and here again I avoid the really scary shit. Spending a week or two in the summer in the alps is my dream holiday, I get bored shitless sitting around a pool or beach.
 
Guido said:
Haha

Been climbing for years. Used to do loads of actual rock climbing when I was a kid but by comparison to you and losing bottle the older you get, I no longer do that anymore because both physically and mentally I wouldn't be able to.

I now stick to plan old mountaineering and here again I avoid the really scary shit. Spending a week or two in the summer in the alps is my dream holiday, I get bored shitless sitting around a pool or beach.
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You sound exactly like my friend Max. She’s a massive mountaineering / climbing fan and spends a fuck load of time in the alps.

Think she mentioned spending time in a place called chamonix (or something like that).

She did the Matterhorn a few years ago, I think. She’s fucking nuts for it.

Also she’s got great thighs. Really strong

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cretinousgoat said:
You sound exactly like my friend Max. She’s a massive mountaineering / climbing fan and spends a fuck load of time in the alps.

Think she mentioned spending time in a place called chamonix (or something like that).

She did the Matterhorn a few years ago, I think. She’s fucking nuts for it.

Also she’s got great thighs. Really strong

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Chamonix is the mecca for climbing in the Alps, especially if you're a Brit but very busy, tend to avoid in my older years.

Nice thighs you say? Likes nuts you say? Do you have her number?

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Guido said:
Anyone that likes liquor simply can't be trusted, off-key bunch. But not as bad as those that partake in eating of the eel. Give this lot a wide berth, in the same category as our brethren from Holland and those that slobber away at pickled herrings. No human being eats that, they are aliens from the deep.
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Pie 'n mash ain't pie 'n mash without liquor, with a splash of vinegar. I dare you to say to my face that I can't be trusted :vertna:
 
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